50 Ways To Break A Nintendo Switch

Ready for some wild fun? Let's explore the amazing, improbable, and purely theoretical world of Nintendo Switch destruction!

The Joy-Con Chronicles

Detachment Tango

Detach the Joy-Cons. Now, repeatedly detach and reattach them. Feel the satisfying *click*... or the growing unease.

Analog Stick Antics

Spin the analog sticks as fast as humanly possible. Maybe even try using your nose! It’s a real workout.

Button Bash Boogie

Smash every button simultaneously! Pretend you're fighting a final boss with immense frustration.

Drift Delight

Convince yourself you *want* stick drift. Embrace the chaotic movement. Become one with the unwanted sway!

Joy-Con Javelin

Firmly grip a single Joy-Con. Yeet it gently across a plush carpet. Observe its graceful (or clumsy) landing.

The Screen Scene

Fingerprint Fiesta

Smudge the screen. Cover it completely in fingerprints. Achieve peak un-cleanliness.

Sticker Storm

Cover the screen in stickers. Make sure they overlap and create a colorful mess.

Scratch Symphony

Use a soft cloth and "polish" the screen with gusto. Ignore the warnings. Create a unique texture!

Sunshine Serenade

Leave your Nintendo Switch in direct sunlight. For hours. Bake that beauty.

Water Works (Don't!)

Place a single drop of water on the screen. Just one! Stare at it intensely. (Disclaimer: Do NOT do this!)

Cartridge Capers

The Blowhard Ballad

Blow into the game cartridge slot. Relive the glory days of the NES. Ignore all modern advice.

Taste Test Temptation

Give a game cartridge a quick lick. Experience the authentic flavor. (Seriously, don't.)

Cartridge Carousel

Rapidly insert and eject game cartridges. Test the reader's endurance.

The Magnet Mayhem

Hold a magnet near a game cartridge. See if anything interesting happens. (Spoiler: Probably nothing good.)

Cartridge Burial

Bury a game cartridge in your backyard. Let it marinate in the earth. Archaeological gaming!

Dock Disaster

Forced Fit Fiasco

Shove the Switch into the dock at a slightly wrong angle. Apply pressure. Celebrate (or lament) the results.

Overclocking Obsession

Leave the Nintendo Switch docked for days on end. See if it spontaneously combusts. (It won't, but the anticipation is fun!)

Cable Chaos

Trip over the HDMI cable. Send the Switch flying. Experience true adrenaline.

Dust Bunny Dance

Never clean the dock. Allow dust bunnies to flourish. Create a thriving ecosystem.

Dock Decoration Derangement

Cover the dock in googly eyes. Assert your artistic dominance.

Accessory Anarchy

Case Catastrophe

Buy the cheapest possible case. Test its protective capabilities... vigorously.

Screen Protector Sacrifice

Apply a screen protector with maximum bubbles. Achieve peak imperfection.

Headphone Havoc

Rip the headphones out of the jack. Feel the raw power.

Grip Gripes

Squeeze the life out of a comfort grip. See how much pressure it can withstand.

Stylus Shenanigans

Use a metal stylus on the screen. Embrace the rebellious spirit.

Software Sabotage

Update Uproar

Interrupt a system update mid-way. Roll the dice on digital doom.

Data Destruction Derby

Repeatedly delete and re-download games. Push the storage limits.

Game Glitch Gala

Deliberately try to trigger glitches. Become a digital explorer.

Parental Control Pandemonium

Set parental controls and then immediately forget the password. Experience true frustration.

Profile Panic

Create dozens of profiles. Overload the system with virtual identities.

External Extremes

Temperature Trials

Leave the Nintendo Switch in a hot car. Or a freezer. Subject it to temperature extremes.

Altitude Adjustment

Take your Nintendo Switch to the top of a mountain. See if the thinner air affects performance.

Submersion Situation (NO!)

Briefly dunk the Switch in a glass of water. (Just kidding! Don't do that! Seriously!)

Drop Test Delirium

Drop the Nintendo Switch from varying heights. Document the damage. For science!

Hammer Time Horror (ABSOLUTELY NOT!)

Lightly tap the screen with a hammer. (Okay, no. Let's not do that. Ever.)

Gameplay Gaffes

Button Mashing Mayhem

Mash buttons randomly during cutscenes. Assert your lack of patience.

Save File Suicide

Delete your most important save file. Embrace the existential dread.

Controller Conundrum

Play a fast-paced game with only one Joy-Con. Challenge accepted.

Online Outrage

Intentionally lose online matches. Become the ultimate troll.

Tutorial Torment

Skip every tutorial. Figure it out through sheer brute force (and frustration).

Creative Chaos

Painting Party

Paint the Joy-Cons with acrylic paint. Express your inner artist.

Decal Debacle

Cover the entire Switch in random decals. Unleash your inner sticker bomber.

Glitter Glue Galore

Apply glitter glue liberally. Achieve maximum sparkle.

Sharpie Shenanigans

Draw on the back of the Switch with a Sharpie. Leave your permanent mark.

Custom Case Calamity

Attempt to create a custom case out of cardboard and duct tape. Embrace the jank.

The Grand Finale (Don't Really Do These!)

Microwave Madness (Seriously, NO!)

Place the Nintendo Switch in a microwave for 10 seconds. (Do not do this. Ever.)

Blender Blunder (Absolutely Not!)

Blend the Nintendo Switch. (Just... no.)

Car Crusher Catastrophe (Are you kidding me?)

Run over the Switch with a car. (This is satire. Please don't.)

Lawnmower Lunacy (Unthinkable!)

Run it over with a lawnmower.

Sacrifice to the Gaming Gods (Please no!)

Throw the Nintendo Switch into a volcano.