All The Answers To The Fountain In Royale High

Okay, Let's Talk Royale High Fountain Fails (and Wins?)

Let's be real. The Royale High fountain is a chaotic mess. We all pretend to know the "right" answers. But do we really?

I'm convinced it's all just random. Maybe the devs secretly enjoy our suffering. Think of all the diamonds lost to bad choices!

The "Good Karma" Myth

Everyone says being nice gets you halos. Sure, sometimes. But I once gave a starving unicorn my last donut. Got nothing. Zero. Zip.

Then, another time, I told a grumpy goblin to get a job. Boom! 300 diamonds. Make it make sense!

Unpopular Opinion: Honesty Isn't Always the Best Policy

The stories always preach honesty. But sometimes, a little white lie seems worth it. Like, "Did you steal the princess's tiara?" Of course not! (Even if I totally did...for research).

I swear, sometimes the game rewards the mischievous. Don't judge me! We all need diamonds for those expensive skirts.

The "Right" Answers Are a Lie (Probably)

We've all seen the charts. The spreadsheets. The TikTok videos promising the *secret* to halo success. They're probably fake news.

I followed one guide religiously. For weeks! Result? Mostly just burnt toast and disappointment. My dreams of angel wings faded away.

The Element of Surprise (Or Lack Thereof)

The worst is when you get the same story five days in a row. "The fairy and the broken wing" is burned into my brain. I can recite it backwards.

Variety is the spice of life, Royale High! Give us some fresh misery, please.

Diamond Spending Regret

We've all spent our precious diamonds on silly, hopeful things. Like, the wishing well. Or that suspicious fortune teller. (Spoiler: they're always wrong).

My diamond-spending track record is a cautionary tale. I basically funded a small island with my failures.

The Halo Hunger Games

Let's be honest. The fountain is basically the Halo Hunger Games. Everyone's vying for that sparkling prize. Only a few survive.

I'm starting to think I'm destined to be a tribute forever. May the odds be ever in your favor... unless you're me.

Acceptance (and Slight Obsession)

Despite all the frustration, I keep going back. The fountain is like a terrible ex. You know it's bad for you. But you can't quit it.

Maybe one day, the fountain will smile upon me. Maybe I'll finally get a halo. Or maybe, I'll just get another lecture from a talking frog. Either way, I'll be there.