And Act Like I Don't Know Nobody

Ever walked into a room and suddenly developed a severe case of selective amnesia?

Yeah, me too.

I call it "Act Like I Don't Know Nobody" mode.

The Art of AINDKN

It's a skill. A survival tactic, really. Think of it as social camouflage.

You blend in. Become one with the wall. Invisible.

Who needs awkward small talk anyway?

Why I Do It

Sometimes, I just don't have the energy. Social batteries depleted. Zero bars.

Other times, I'm genuinely trying to avoid a specific individual. You know the type.

The "let me tell you about my entire medical history" person. Or, worse, the MLM pitch enthusiast.

The Tell-Tale Signs

There are subtle signs I'm in AINDKN mode. My eyes dart around, avoiding direct contact.

A slightly forced smile. A quickened pace.

And my personal favorite: intensely studying the architecture of the room. "Wow, look at that... molding!"

Potential Drawbacks

Okay, sure, there are downsides. People might think I'm rude. Or aloof.

They might whisper, "Who does she think she is?"

But honestly? I'm usually too busy pretending to be an expert on potted plants to notice.

Famous Practitioners of AINDKN

I bet you Beyoncé has mastered this. Imagine being Queen Bey and having to make small talk with randoms at a grocery store.

No thanks. I'd AINDKN my way straight to the organic kale.

And let's not forget Ryan Gosling. That perpetually confused look? Classic AINDKN face.

The Nuances

There's a difference between being rude and practicing strategic social avoidance.

AINDKN is about self-preservation, not intentional offense. I'm not trying to snub you.

I'm just... very interested in that fire extinguisher sign.

When It's Unacceptable

Okay, funerals are a no-go. Weddings? Probably not the best time.

Any situation involving heartfelt emotion and genuine connection? AINDKN is officially off-limits.

Unless, of course, the DJ starts playing the Macarena.

Embrace Your Inner Nobody

Next time you're feeling overwhelmed, give it a try. Act Like You Don't Know Nobody.

It's liberating. Empowering. And surprisingly effective.

Just don't blame me if you accidentally ignore your boss. (Actually, maybe do. It's kind of funny.)

The Future of AINDKN

I predict this will become an Olympic sport. Social avoidance on a grand scale.

The gold medal will go to the person who can navigate a crowded party without making eye contact with a single soul.

I'm already training.

A Final Thought

So, next time you see me in public, don't take it personally if I seem... distracted.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm simply perfecting my craft.

Besides, maybe you're in AINDKN mode too. We're all just strangers passing in the night.

Or, you know, maybe I just forgot my glasses.

Either way, happy AINDKN-ing!