Annoying Orange How To Survive A Tornado

Okay, let's be real. We've all seen the Annoying Orange. That giggling citrus fruit. He's… a lot. But what if *he* had to survive a tornado? Now there's a thought.

Annoying Orange's Guide to Tornado Survival (Don't Take it Too Seriously)

First, ignore everything. Seriously. That's pretty much Annoying Orange's M.O., right? Just keep making bad puns. A tornado is basically a giant fruit blender anyway.

Step 1: Find a Pear

Why a pear? Because they're absorbent! Okay, maybe not. But wouldn't it be hilarious to see the Annoying Orange try to hide behind a pear during a tornado? Think of the comedic potential!

I know, I know. Safety first. But where's the fun in that? We need to embrace the chaos.

Step 2: Annoy the Tornado Away

This might be an unpopular opinion, but hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, if Annoying Orange annoys the tornado enough, it will change direction. Think about it. Constant puns and dad jokes? Even a supercell might be like, "Nope, I'm good."

The key is unwavering commitment to the bit. Never break character. Always be annoying.

Step 3: Blame it on Midget Apple

Classic Annoying Orange move. Something goes wrong? Blame Midget Apple. He's small. He's easily blamed. It's foolproof (probably not, but let's roll with it).

Plus, imagining Midget Apple's reaction to being blamed for a tornado is comedy gold. Pure, unadulterated comedy gold.

Step 4: Seek Shelter in a Giant Blender (Just Kidding… Mostly)

Okay, a real shelter is a better idea. Basement, interior room, whatever. But the image of the Annoying Orange ironically seeking refuge in a blender is just too good to pass up.

Don't actually do this. I repeat, DO NOT seek shelter in a blender during a tornado.

Step 5: Post-Tornado Puns

Let's be honest, even if Annoying Orange *did* survive, the puns would be relentless. "Looks like things got a little… *windy*!" Or, "That was a *twister* of fate!"

The cringe would be unbearable. But also, secretly hilarious. Don't judge me.

Alright, alright, being serious for a second. Tornadoes are dangerous. Find a safe place, listen to emergency alerts, and don't rely on annoying a tornado away. Unless you are the Annoying Orange, of course. Then, maybe give it a shot.

In conclusion, surviving a tornado as the Annoying Orange is probably a terrible idea. But thinking about it is pretty funny. Stay safe out there! And try not to be *too* annoying.

P.S. If you *do* manage to annoy a tornado away, please document it. For science. And comedy.