Best Things To Sell In Minecraft Smp
So, you're knee-deep in your Minecraft SMP. Awesome! But your inventory is overflowing. Time to become a virtual entrepreneur. But what to sell? Let's dive into some (potentially controversial) suggestions.
The "Obvious" Choices (Maybe Too Obvious?)
Diamonds, right? Everyone screams, "SELL DIAMONDS!" Sure, they're shiny. They’re also kinda... boring. I mean, everyone is selling them.
And what about iron? Useful, definitely. But the profit margins? Let's just say you won't be buying a diamond-encrusted pickaxe anytime soon. Iron is just too common for high prices.
My (Probably Wrong) Opinion: Skip the Basics
Don't get me wrong. Iron and diamonds have their place. But they aren't going to make you the Steve Jobs of your SMP. Think outside the crafting table!
The Underrated Goldmine (Pun Intended)
Hear me out: Gold. Yes, I said it. Everyone hates gold. But that's where the opportunity lies!
Netherite is all the rage. Getting there? Nether portals are the key. To make your trips easier, you can sell golden carrots. They can be a great quick snack while fighting piglins!
Plus, think of the decoration potential! Gold blocks scream, "I'm rich, and I have terrible taste!" It's a niche market, but it exists.
The "I Can't Believe You're Selling That" Section
Rotten flesh. Okay, stay with me. Zombie sieges are annoying. That gives you a huge supply.
Villagers love the stuff! Okay, not directly. But turning it into compost for farmers? Now you're talking. Sell the compost. Thank me later. Some desperate players may even buy it directly for their dogs, but do that at your own risk!
The "I'm Slightly Evil" Strategy
Sand. That's right. Annoy your enemies, enrich yourself! Who needs sand? Concrete makers, glassblowers... basically, anyone building anything remotely cool.
It's everywhere, but no one wants to mine it. Supply the demand! Watch the chaos unfold as everyone realizes they're out of sand. Muahaha! (Just kidding... mostly.)
The Actually Useful Stuff (That People Forget)
Enchanted books. Specifically, the *really* good ones. Mending, Fortune III, Efficiency V... these are gold (or diamond!) dust.
Setting up a villager trading hall is a pain. But the rewards? Oh, the rewards! The lazy players of your SMP will thank you (with their wallets).
Food, Glorious Food!
Cooked meat. Seriously. No one wants to wait for their steak to cook. Be the McDonald's of Minecraft! Cooked porkchops, steak, even baked potatoes!
Time is money, friends. And in Minecraft, hunger is a constant threat. Fill those bellies, fill your pockets.
The Final (and Possibly Terrible) Suggestion
Custom maps! Okay, this requires effort. But imagine selling a map to a hidden treasure. Or a pre-built parkour course.
If you're creative, this could be HUGE. Or it could be a complete flop. But hey, gotta risk it for the biscuit!
Ultimately, the best thing to sell is what people *need* (or think they need). Be observant. Be opportunistic. And most importantly, have fun! Now go forth and become a Minecraft millionaire! (Results may vary. Side effects may include excessive pixelated wealth and questionable fashion choices.)
