Black Ops 2 Mob Of The Dead Guide

Okay, let's talk Mob of the Dead. The zombie map that's basically Alcatraz...with zombies. And a lot of questionable fashion choices.

Getting Started: You're Trapped!

First things first: you're in prison. Shocking, right? Your crew is Sal DeLuca, Finn O'Leary, Billy Handsome, and Al "Weasel" Arlington. Great names, even better haircuts.

Survive the first few rounds. It's zombie 101. Knife those low levels and rack up points.

Focus on opening doors. You need to get around. This is Alcatraz, not a cozy studio apartment.

The Afterlife: Your Ghostly Getaway

Dying isn't the end. It's just a temporary vacation to the afterlife. A glowing blue vacation.

While dead, you can zap zombies. It's shockingly therapeutic. And you can power up certain objects.

Use this wisely. It's key to progressing.

Building the Plane: Your Ticket Out (Maybe)

You need to build a plane. Because why not? It’s not like escaping a zombie-infested island prison is simple.

Find the parts. They're scattered around the map. Hint: look for shiny things.

This is where teamwork is essential. Or, you know, yell at your friends until they cooperate.

The Blundergat: A Must-Have

Let's be honest, the Blundergat is awesome. It's a powerful shotgun that's almost essential.

Get it from the mystery box or complete certain tasks. Trust me, it's worth the effort.

Upgrading to the Sweeper is even better. Zombie-clearing goodness.

Unpopular Opinion: The Acidgat is Overrated

Okay, hear me out. Everyone loves the Acidgat. But I think it's a bit...meh.

Sure, it melts zombies. But it's slow. And the ammo disappears faster than free pizza in a college dorm.

Give me a Ray Gun any day. Pew pew!

The Golden Spork: Shiny and Deadly

The Golden Spork is the ultimate melee weapon. It's ridiculously powerful. Plus, it's a SPORK.

It requires a slightly convoluted process. But stabbing zombies with a golden spork? Priceless.

Look up a guide if you need help. No shame in that.

Completing the Easter Egg: Breaking the Cycle

The Easter Egg is complex. You need to be a puzzle solver. Or just follow a YouTube video. Again, no shame.

It involves time travel. Some ghostly shenanigans. And a whole lot of shooting.

Be prepared for a long game. Pack snacks. And maybe some energy drinks.

The Ending: Is It Worth It?

The ending is...interesting. It's a bit of a downer. But hey, at least you tried.

You may need a walkthrough. No big deal. Even the pros use guides sometimes.

Whether you succeed or fail, you'll have a good time. Probably with plenty of screaming.

Final Thoughts

Mob of the Dead is a classic. It's challenging, atmospheric, and endlessly replayable.

Embrace the chaos. Enjoy the ride. And don't forget to reload.

Now, go forth and kill some zombies!