Black Ops 2 Zombies Town Get All Perks

Picture this: It's a Friday night. Pizza's ordered. The controller's warmed up. You and your best buds are ready to dive headfirst into the undead chaos of Black Ops 2 Zombies, specifically, Town.

Tonight, the goal isn't just survival. It's about achieving the impossible, the seemingly mythical feat: acquiring every single perk available on the map.

The Quest Begins

First, there's Juggernog, that sweet, sweet lifesaver that turns you into a slightly less squishy zombie magnet. Then comes Speed Cola, because who wants to reload slower than a snail in molasses?

And of course, Quick Revive. Because let's be honest, someone's going down. Might as well be ready to revive them, right?

The Transit System Shuffle

But wait, there's a catch! Some perks aren't just *there*. You gotta work for them. You need that rickety, zombie-infested bus, driven by the ever-so-charming T.E.D.D.

Riding the bus becomes a hilarious game of chance. Will you make it to the next stop without being mauled? Will T.E.D.D. decide to drive straight into a horde?

Each trip is a gamble. Each stop brings you closer to a perk machine or utter zombie-filled doom.

The Mystery of Tombstone

Now, let's talk about Tombstone Soda. This perk... is special. It allows you to get a second chance... sort of.

Die, and you leave behind a tombstone with all your weapons. Retrieve it, and you're back in the game. But failing to reach it turns your second chance into wasted points.

It’s always a mad dash, and sometimes your friends decide to watch and laugh as you inevitably fail. It's all part of the fun.

The Final Stretch: Perks Aplenty!

With Stamin-Up, you can now run like the wind (or at least faster than a shambling corpse). And with Double Tap Root Beer, you can unleash a hail of bullets that would make Rambo proud.

The map turns into a chaotic ballet of bullets, explosions, and near-death experiences. But you're thriving. Armed with every perk, you’re a one-person zombie-slaying machine.

The Unexpected Moments

Amidst the zombie carnage, funny things happen. A teammate accidentally throws a grenade into a group of friendly players. Someone gets trapped behind a misplaced piece of furniture. T.E.D.D. decides to take a scenic detour into the lava.

These moments of absurdity are what truly make Black Ops 2 Zombies, especially on Town, so memorable.

And then there are the heroic moments. A last-second revive saves the day. A perfectly timed grenade clears a path. A well-placed headshot takes down a particularly nasty zombie.

These are the moments that forge friendships and create lasting memories.

Victory (and More Pizza)

Finally, after what feels like an eternity, you've done it. You've acquired every single perk on Town. You stand victorious, surrounded by a sea of zombie corpses.

The pizza arrives just in time for a celebratory feast. Stories are shared, laughs are had, and plans are made for the next zombie-slaying adventure.

It wasn't just about getting all the perks. It was about the journey, the laughs, the teamwork, and the shared experience of facing the undead hordes with your friends. That’s the real perk of playing Black Ops 2 Zombies.