Black Ops 3 Shadows Of Evil Easter Egg

Alright, buckle up buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the gloriously confusing, mind-bending world of the Shadows of Evil Easter egg from Black Ops 3. Think of it as a digital escape room designed by a caffeinated squirrel… on amphetamines.

First things first, you'll need a squad. Trying to solo this beast is like trying to herd cats… on a unicycle… uphill. Seriously, grab three friends, bribed relatives, or even that surprisingly good neighbor who always waters your plants when you're away.

Summoning the Beast

The early rounds are all about setup. Unlocking doors, grabbing weapons, and generally becoming less of a zombie buffet. You know, the usual "avoid getting eaten" preamble.

But pay attention! You're looking for the ritual spots. These are scattered around the map – think fancy pentagrams on the floor, screaming "Hey! Do something cool here!"

Each ritual needs an item. Find these shiny little knick-knacks and bring them back to their corresponding spot. It’s like returning overdue library books, only instead of fines, you get zombie hordes. Awesome, right?

The Transformation Game

You’re going to become a tentacled, Lovecraftian monster. It’s way cooler than it sounds. Okay, maybe it’s exactly as cool as it sounds. You're basically Cthulhu’s cousin!

As the Beast, you can electrocute things, grapple across chasms, and generally cause mayhem. Use these powers to activate switches and open up new areas. Imagine being a zombie janitor with superpowers – that’s the vibe we're going for.

The Shadowman Showdown

Once you've completed all the rituals, it's time to confront the big bad: The Shadowman. He's basically a cosmic jerk with a serious fashion problem (seriously, that hat?).

This is where the teamwork *really* kicks in. You'll need to shoot him, feed him souls (don't ask), and generally annoy him until he regrets ever showing up. Think of it as digital bullying, but for the greater good.

Wielding the Apothicon Servant

You need the Apothicon Servant, a gun that shoots black holes. Yes, you read that right. Black holes. It's as overpowered as it sounds, and absolutely crucial for taking down the Shadowman.

To get it, you need to do some complicated challenges. Think Simon Says, but with more zombies and existential dread. And instead of winning a lousy t-shirt, you get to wield the power of the universe. No pressure!

Use it wisely, conserve ammo, and unleash it on the Shadowman like you're launching the world's most aggressive glitter bomb. You're basically giving him a taste of his own medicine… which tastes like the void.

Success! Maybe...

Congratulations! You’ve defeated the Shadowman and… probably saved the world? Maybe? Honestly, the ending is a bit ambiguous. But hey, you got the cutscene!

Just remember: patience, communication, and a healthy dose of caffeine are your friends. And if all else fails, blame your teammates. That's what they're there for, right?

Now go out there and conquer that Easter egg! You’ve got this! And if you don’t, well, there’s always YouTube tutorials. But where’s the fun in that?!