Black Ops 4 Voyage Of Despair Drain Water

Okay, let's talk Voyage of Despair. Specifically, the water draining.

Am I the only one who thinks it's... pointless? Just a bit, you know, extra?

The Slowest Draining Ever

Seriously, that water takes forever. I could probably boil the ocean faster.

I swear, I've aged several years each time I wait for the ship to become less soggy.

Anyone else feel like they could knit a whole sweater while waiting?

The Promise of More...Less?

You drain the water, expecting some grand reveal. Like, maybe a secret stash of weapons?

Nope. Just slightly different corridors. Exciting!

It's like when you meticulously clean your room hoping to find a lost twenty. You find dust bunnies instead.

The Zombies' Aquatic Advantage

While we're waiting for the water to drain, the zombies are thriving. Free swimming lessons, apparently.

They seem to love paddling around, gnawing on our ankles.

I'm pretty sure they get a speed boost in the water. Not fair!

Unpopular Opinion Incoming!

Maybe, just maybe, the map would be better without the water draining mechanic.

Hear me out! It's a time sink with minimal reward.

I'd rather be fighting zombies than fighting the physics of a sinking ship. Just saying.

What's the Point? Really?

I'm trying to understand the purpose, the grand design, behind this watery ordeal.

Is it supposed to add tension? Frustration? A sense of nautical realism?

All I feel is impatience and a strong urge to yell at a fictional drain.

Maybe I'm Missing Something...

Perhaps there's some hidden strategic advantage I'm overlooking.

Maybe draining the water unlocks a secret path to enlightenment...or a really good perk.

If so, please tell me! I'm desperate to justify this aquatic exercise.

In Conclusion: Just Drain It Faster!

Look, I'm not saying Voyage of Despair is a bad map. It's got its charms.

But the water draining? It's my personal nemesis. My watery kryptonite.

Can we at least get a turbo drain option? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

A Call to Arms (or at Least a Petition)

Who's with me? Let's start a petition to speed up the draining process.

Or maybe just remove it entirely. Think of the time we'd save!

Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic. But a slightly faster drain wouldn't hurt, right?

In any case, Voyage of Despair will always have a special place in my heart...and a watery, slightly irritating corner in my brain.

Thanks for listening to my rant. Now, back to fighting zombies!