Borderlands Pre Sequel Cult Of The Vault Locations

So, you know how in the Borderlands Pre-Sequel, everyone's obsessed with Vault Hunters and finding these mythical vaults full of loot? Well, turns out, that obsession spills over into full-blown cult territory!

These "Cult of the Vault" guys, they're scattered all over Elpis, the moon where the Pre-Sequel takes place. And finding their little hideouts can be surprisingly hilarious.

A Cosmic Treasure Hunt

Forget buried treasure; these cultists are all about stashing their stuff in, shall we say, unique locations. It's less "X marks the spot" and more "Good luck figuring out why we put this behind that weird rock formation!".

Think abandoned Dahl stations turned makeshift temples, complete with flickering lights and makeshift altars made of scrap metal. They really commit to the whole aesthetic.

Eye on Helios

One memorable location is in Eye on Helios. You know, that space station connected to Elpis via those gravity-defying tubes? Turns out, even vacuum-sealed environments are perfect for cult-related activities.

Imagine floating around, zero-G style, only to stumble upon a bunch of chanting fanatics. Talk about an awkward first encounter.

Serenity's Waste

Then there's Serenity's Waste, a desolate, crater-filled wasteland. You'd think the lack of oxygen and hostile wildlife would deter them, but nope! These guys are dedicated.

Picture stumbling upon their camp, a ramshackle collection of tents and bonfires, all illuminated by the eerie glow of the moon. It's a real post-apocalyptic rave.

Triton Flats

Don't forget Triton Flats. It’s a bit more earthbound, sure, but that doesn't mean the cultists are any less eccentric. They’ve turned the place into their own personal Vault-worshipping playground.

Expect to find hidden passages, cryptic symbols etched into the walls, and maybe even a sacrifice or two (though usually it's just some poor skag).

The Heartwarming Cultists (Sort Of)

Okay, "heartwarming" might be a strong word, but hear me out. Deep down, these cultists are just really, really enthusiastic fans of the Vault Hunters. They see them as heroes, as deities even.

And, well, who hasn't had a bit of a fanatical obsession with something at some point? Maybe it's not vault hunting, but we all get it.

Loot and Laughs

Of course, the best part about finding these Cult of the Vault locations isn't just the quirky atmosphere. It's the loot! Cultists are surprisingly generous with their offerings, especially if you convince them you're a true believer (or just shoot them a bunch).

So, the next time you're blasting through the Pre-Sequel, take a detour to explore these hidden cultist havens. You might be surprised what you find – a new weapon, a funny encounter, or maybe even a little bit of understanding for the vault-obsessed weirdos of Elpis.

Just remember to pack your best rocket launcher and a healthy dose of good humor. You'll need both.