Detroit Become Human 2 Release Date

Alright, Android lovers, listen up! We're diving deep into the burning question that keeps us up at night (besides existential android crises, of course): Where is Detroit: Become Human 2?

Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting for an eternity. Think waiting in line for the new iPhone, but multiplied by the number of times Connor says "28 stab wounds!".

The Great Kara Conspiracy (and Other Theories)

Let’s be real, the rumor mill is churning faster than a deviant android on the run. From whispers in the darkest corners of Reddit to 'leaks' from suspiciously anonymous sources, everyone’s got a theory.

One popular (and slightly bonkers) theory suggests Kara is actually a prototype android designed to gauge public interest in a sequel. Hey, if CyberLife could build androids, they could definitely fake a release date announcement, right?

Then there's the "Quantic Dream is secretly working on 50 other games" theory. Which, honestly, is probably closer to the truth.

Decoding David Cage's Tweets

Ah, David Cage. The enigmatic mastermind behind Detroit: Become Human. His tweets are like ancient prophecies, shrouded in mystery and open to endless interpretation.

A cryptic picture of a rain-soaked street? "Definitely a sequel teaser!" A picture of his cat? "Kara's new companion confirmed!" We’re reaching, people, but we're desperate!

Seriously though, trying to decipher his social media is like trying to understand the plot of Inception after three cups of coffee. It's complex, confusing, and leaves you wondering if any of it was real.

Reasons to Stay Optimistic (Even When It Hurts)

Okay, deep breaths. Even if there's no official release date (yet!), there's plenty of reason to keep our android hearts charged with hope.

First off, Detroit: Become Human was a HUGE success! We are talking "sold more copies than Markus inspired androids" HUGE.

Plus, the ending left so many possibilities open. A North-led revolution? Connor becoming human? A Kara and Alice road trip movie? The potential is endless!

What We Want (No, NEED) in a Sequel

Assuming Detroit: Become Human 2 exists in some glorious, yet-to-be-announced form, what are our demands? Prepare for a list longer than Markus’s revolutionary speeches.

More branching narratives, obviously! We want choices that matter, consequences that sting, and endings that make us question our own humanity. Think less "binary choice" and more "complex moral dilemma."

More android customization! Let us tweak our androids to our heart's content. Different hairstyles, clothing options, maybe even the ability to give Connor a goofy hat.

And, please, more Markus speeches! He is the best android orator ever. We need the revolution brought into more games, where we can be the leader that Detroit needs.

So, When Will We Finally Get Detroit: Become Human 2?

The truth is, nobody knows for sure. Except maybe David Cage, and he's not telling.

We can speculate, theorize, and obsessively refresh gaming news sites until our thumbs go numb. But until that official announcement drops, all we can do is wait... and maybe start a Twitter campaign using the hashtag #DetroitBecomeSequel.

Stay strong, fellow fans! Our time will come. And when it does, we'll be ready to embrace the android revolution once again.