Dice From Sam And Cat Now 2021

Okay, let's be real. We all secretly (or not-so-secretly) miss Sam & Cat, right? That quirky, chaotic energy was pure television gold. And who could forget Dice Corleone? The guy was a walking, talking, scheme-weaving legend.

But have you ever stopped to think about what Dice would be up to in 2023? Like, seriously? Let's dive headfirst into a world of hypothetical shenanigans!

Dice Corleone: 2023 Edition

First off, no way is Dice not a social media mogul. Forget TikTok dances; he's running viral challenges that are somehow simultaneously hilarious and questionably legal. I'm picturing something involving squirrels, miniature trampolines, and an exorbitant amount of marshmallows.

He'd definitely be racking in the money on OnlyFans. But not in the way you think. Imagine it: "Dice's Discount Dealin' Dojo," where he teaches viewers the art of haggling for the best deals on everything from rubber chickens to slightly-used inflatable dinosaurs. He would be making a killing with that.

He's still living in that weird apartment, obviously. But now it's crammed with even MORE bizarre stuff. Think: a taxidermied badger wearing a tiny crown, a collection of vintage lunchboxes (mostly empty), and a suspiciously large number of rubber ducks.

Possible Career Paths (Because One Just Isn't Enough)

Dice could totally be a successful e-sports manager. He's got the hustle, the street smarts, and the undeniable ability to talk anyone into anything. He would be the next big thing in the gaming world. His team would be all wearing some ridiculous outfits and he would definitely try to use his ways to get advantage.

Okay, hear me out: freelance "life coach." I put it in quotes because his advice would be terrible, but hilariously so. Need to break up with your significant other? Dice will suggest sending a carrier pigeon with a breakup haiku. Trying to negotiate a raise? He'll tell you to wear a chicken suit to the meeting.

He's definitely still involved in some kind of... questionable business ventures. Maybe he's importing rare cheeses from obscure European villages. Or perhaps he's running a "find-your-lost-sock" service (with a 0% success rate, naturally). Just imagine the chaos!

"Trust me, I know a guy who knows a guy who once saw a sock that looked kinda like yours... for a small fee, of course!" - Dice Corleone

Relationships & Romances

Let's be honest: Dice is probably still single. Not because he's unlovable, but because he's constantly pulling elaborate pranks on potential dates. Who could handle that level of commitment to chaos?

He’s probably got a group of equally zany friends who are always up for his crazy schemes. Like a sidekick who is even more weird than he is. They'd be the ultimate squad of mischief-makers.

And deep down, under all the schemes and shenanigans, he’s still got that heart of gold we saw glimpses of on Sam & Cat. He would still be the one to help anyone in need. Even if he does it in the most convoluted, ridiculous way possible.

So, yeah, Dice Corleone in 2023? Absolute mayhem. But a glorious, hilarious kind of mayhem that we all secretly crave. And while the TV show may be over, the spirit of Dice Corleone lives on in every crazy idea we've ever had and immediately dismissed... and maybe should have pursued!