Dices Que Te Vas Y No Te Has Ido

Okay, let's talk about something we've all been through. It's about that person. You know, the one who's always threatening to leave. "Dices que te vas y no te has ido!" They say they're going. But they just... don't.

I'm going to say it. It's a little bit annoying, right? Maybe even a tad bit dramatic. It's like a soap opera playing out in real time.

The Never-Ending Goodbye

They announce their grand departure. Packing their bags (or so they claim). Then, *poof*, they're still there the next day.

It's the human equivalent of a browser tab that refuses to close. We all know that feeling, don't we? You click the 'x', but it stubbornly remains.

Is it just me?

Am I the only one who feels this way? I secretly wish they'd just...go. Or, you know, stay quietly. No need for the constant announcements.

Perhaps it's the attention. Maybe they thrive on the concern. Who knows? But the drama is a bit much sometimes.

Decoding the Threat

What do they really want? Is it reassurance? A dramatic display of affection? It’s a puzzle, for sure.

I think sometimes it's just a cry for help. A way to say "Notice me!" without actually saying it. Maybe they need a good friend to have a conversation.

The Unpopular Opinion

Okay, here it is. I think sometimes we enable the behavior. We react every time. It feeds the cycle of "I'm leaving! ... Just kidding (maybe)."

Maybe we should start ignoring the threats a little more. Not in a mean way, of course! Just… less enthusiastically. I know it's harsh, but consider it.

Navigating the Drama

So, what can we do? How do we survive the never-ending goodbye? Well, humor helps.

You could start making bets on when they'll *actually* leave. Or maybe create a "departure playlist" for them. Lighten the mood, you know?

My (Slightly Sarcastic) Advice

Next time they say "Dices que te vas y no te has ido", try responding with "Okay, safe travels! See you tomorrow!" in a lighthearted tone.

Or, even better, offer to help them pack. Maybe they'll realize they don't actually want to go after all. Reverse psychology, people!

The End (For Now?)

Ultimately, dealing with someone who's always threatening to leave requires patience. And a good sense of humor. And maybe some earplugs.

It's a dance, really. A tango of "leaving" and "staying." Just try not to get stepped on. Maybe they need some support.

So, to all those who say "Dices que te vas y no te has ido," I salute you. You certainly keep things interesting. Just try not to wear us out!

And to everyone else dealing with them, hang in there. You're not alone. Maybe you can offer them some chocolate.

Just remember, sometimes people say things they don't mean. And sometimes, they just like the attention. That is all folks.