Divinity Original Sin 2 The Vault Of Linder Kemm

Okay, folks, gather 'round! Let's talk about one of the juiciest, most delightfully devious parts of Divinity: Original Sin 2: The Vault of Linder Kemm.

Kemm's Vault: More Than Just Gold

You might think it's just a place to grab some shiny loot. Sure, there's gold. But the vault is way more than just a pile of coins.

It's like that junk drawer in your kitchen. Except instead of rubber bands and takeout menus, it's filled with dark secrets and powerful artifacts.

Imagine if your grandma’s cookie jar also contained a magic ring that granted you the power of persuasion. Kemm's vault is basically that.

Navigating the Nuttery

Getting into Kemm’s vault is not a simple walk in the park. It's less like a stroll and more like participating in an Olympic obstacle course designed by a sadist.

You'll need to outsmart puzzles, charm guards, and maybe even *accidentally* set off a few explosions.

Think of it as your brain flexing its muscles after a long period of Netflix binging!

Expect locked doors that require specific keys, hidden levers that only the sneakiest rogue could find, and enough traps to make Indiana Jones sweat.

It’s all a wonderful, chaotic mess of pure Divinity: Original Sin 2 goodness.

The Treasures Within (and the Jerks Protecting Them)

So, what’s inside this legendary loot box? Oh, you know, just the usual. We’re talking powerful weapons, rare armor, and enough scrolls to make even the most seasoned sorcerer blush.

There are also some quirky artifacts. You know, things that might turn you into a chicken, or let you talk to rats.

Because why not? That’s just the world of Rivellon for you!

But you aren't the only one that has access to the vault. Kemm also has guards.

They're usually the grumpy sort who don’t appreciate uninvited guests helping themselves to Kemm's belongings.

Be prepared for some intense fights. They are quite powerful and are guarding a lot of precious and valuable treasures.

The Satisfaction Factor

The moment you finally crack the code and step into the vault, that's when the real fun begins. It's like finding the last piece of a 10,000-piece jigsaw puzzle.

It’s a rush of pure accomplishment. Victory never tasted so sweet (or smelled so faintly of old books and dragon scales!).

Plus, you get to stick it to Linder Kemm. He is an arrogant, self-righteous jerk. He is a character that everyone loves to hate.

Taking his stuff is like stealing candy from a baby, except the baby is a powerful mage with a serious superiority complex.

So, what are you waiting for? Go dive into The Vault of Linder Kemm. Get rich, get powerful, and have a blast doing it!

Just remember to save often. You know, just in case you accidentally turn yourself into a chicken.