Eid Ul Fitr Funny Jokes In Urdu

Eid is here! Time for family, food, and… jokes! Especially those hilarious Urdu ones.

The Chand Raat Chaos

Chand Raat is like a festival *before* the festival. Everyone’s frantically searching for the moon.

Unpopular opinion: I think it's more fun to watch everyone argue if it's sighted or not.

I once heard someone say: "Chand nazar agaya? Nahi? Lagta hai roza ek aur rakhna parega!" Classic!

Eid Food Fails & Wins

Eid mornings are all about sheer khurma. But let's be real, sometimes it's too sweet. Or too thick.

My friend made it so thick once, you could stand a spoon in it! We called it Sheer Khurma Cement.

Another funny thing I heard: "Eid pe itna khao ke pait dhol ban jaye!" A bit much, maybe?

The Biryani Battle

Let’s talk about biryani. Every family thinks theirs is the best. It's a national sport, really.

My dadi always says her biryani is the *only* authentic one. Everyone else is just making "rice with chicken."

I saw this joke on social media: "Doctor: 'Eid pe kya khaoge?' Me: 'Biryani, doctor sahab!' Doctor: 'Main Bhi!'"

Eidi Expectations & Reality

Ah, Eidi. The sweet, sweet money. But sometimes, expectations don't meet reality.

You expect thousands, you get… a crumpled 50 rupee note. It's the thought that counts, right? Right?

Someone posted: "Me waiting for Eidi like I didn't spend all my salary already!" So relatable!

The Awkward Relative Encounters

Eid means visiting relatives. Which also means awkward small talk.

"Beta, tumhara rishta kab ho raha hai?" Oh, the dreaded question! Escape strategies, activate!

I heard someone joke: "Eid is proof that visiting relatives is a form of physical endurance!" Pretty accurate!

Clothes & Compliments (Or Lack Thereof)

New clothes are a must. Finding the perfect outfit is a mission. A mission *impossible*.

You spend ages getting ready, then your phupo says, "Beta, thora moti lag rahi ho." Thanks, Auntie.

And the compliments! "Mashallah, kitni pyari lag rahi ho!" (Even if you feel like a potato in a fancy dress).

The Unspoken Truth About Leftovers

Eid ends, but the food… doesn't. Leftovers for days! Biryani for breakfast? Why not!

Unpopular opinion: I actually *love* the leftover biryani more than the fresh biryani.

My favourite joke is: "Me after Eid: Powered by Biryani, sustained by Sheer Khurma."

The Post-Eid Blues

Eid day is amazing. But then… it's over. Back to reality. The post-Eid blues hit hard.

Suddenly, no one's force-feeding you sweets. The house is quiet. The magic is gone.

But hey, at least we have those funny memories (and leftover biryani) to keep us going until the next Eid!

So, what are *your* favourite Eid jokes? Share them and let's keep the laughter going!