Everyday I Spend My Time Drinking Wine Feeling Fine

The clinking of the glass, the swirling ruby liquid… ah, pure bliss. Just another Tuesday, you know? The usual routine.
First, a crisp, refreshing white. Perfect for, well, everything! Like watering the plants? Absolutely. While contemplating the existential dread of laundry? Obviously.
Then comes lunchtime. A delightful rosé. Pairs well with sunshine, sandwiches, and strategically avoiding emails. It's a trifecta of happiness!
Afternoon Delights
The afternoon rolls around, and it's time for something with a bit more body. Maybe a light-bodied red, something cheerful. Think Pinot Noir, the social butterfly of wines.
Suddenly, even balancing the checkbook feels like a thrilling adventure. Who knew numbers could be so… rosy? Okay, maybe that's the wine talking. But I'm listening!
The dog needs walking? No problem! A glass of wine in hand makes even scooping poop feel like a performance art piece. I call it "Ode to a Bag." Critically acclaimed, I'm sure.
Dinner is Served (with Wine, Naturally!)
Dinner time! Time for the heavy hitters. A bold Cabernet Sauvignon, a brooding Merlot. Something that says, "I conquered the day, and I deserve this."
Pairs perfectly with spaghetti, pizza, or even just crackers and cheese. Honestly, it pairs well with *being*. I'm convinced.
The kids are doing homework? The perfect opportunity to “supervise” with a glass in hand. Ensuring academic integrity, one sip at a time.
Evening Wind-Down
As the evening winds down, it's time for something sweet. A dessert wine, a Port, or maybe just a leftover splash of whatever was opened. It's all good!
Time to curl up on the couch, watch some reality TV, and contemplate the meaning of life. Or, you know, just enjoy the show. Both equally valid options.
Did I mention the benefits? Wine is practically a health elixir! At least, that's what I tell myself. Remember what Benjamin Franklin said, "Wine is proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
The Art of Relaxation
Some people meditate, others do yoga. Me? I unwind with a glass (or three) of my favorite beverage. It's my form of mindfulness. I call it "Wine-fulness."
Who needs therapy when you have a good bottle of wine? It's my confidante, my shoulder to cry on (not literally, that would be wasteful!), my partner in crime.
Sure, some might say it's "excessive." Others might raise an eyebrow. But I say, life is too short to drink bad wine. Or, you know, not drink wine at all! Remember Ernest Hemingway's words, "Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing."
So, here's to another day spent in blissful, wine-induced contentment. Cheers! Or, as the Romans would say, "In vino veritas" – in wine, there is truth!
And remember, always drink responsibly… and maybe buy an extra bottle, just in case. You know, for emergencies. Like a Tuesday.
As the famous sommelier Andre Tchelistcheff said, “God made only water, but man made the wine!”
So go ahead, pour yourself a glass. The world is waiting to be enjoyed, one sip at a time.
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance. - Benjamin Franklin probably

















