Everyday I Spend My Time Drinking Wine

My alarm goes off, and the first thing I do? You guessed it: reach for a glass. Okay, okay, it's not exactly what you think.
It's more like a *ritual*. The clinking of the glass, the anticipation... it's how I greet the day.
The morning sun streams in, illuminating the ruby depths. It's not a Cabernet Sauvignon at 7 AM, mind you.
Morning Dew
It's more of a… wine-infused water. Hear me out!
A splash of leftover Pinot Grigio from last night, a squeeze of lemon, and a whole lotta H2O. Hydration with a hint of je ne sais quoi.
It’s surprisingly refreshing, and honestly, a little bit fancy. My inner sommelier wakes up before my inner barista.
Mid-Morning Musings
By mid-morning, the mental to-do list is swirling. Emails, errands, the ever-present laundry mountain.
Time for another "wine" break! This time, it's wine vinegar.
A zingy salad dressing for lunch, or a quick marinade for some chicken. Suddenly, even mundane tasks feel a little more gourmet.
My coworkers probably think I’m incredibly productive. Little do they know, it's all thanks to strategic wine byproducts.
Afternoon Delight
The afternoon slump hits hard. Brain fog descends. The siren song of the couch grows louder.
But fear not! I have a secret weapon: wine jelly.
A smear on a cracker, a dollop in my yogurt. It’s a surprisingly sophisticated sugar rush.
It perks me up and adds a touch of elegance to an otherwise beige afternoon. Plus, it's a conversation starter.
"Is that… wine jelly?" they ask, eyes wide with curiosity. My time to shine!
Evening Escapades
Finally, the day is winding down. Time for the *real* stuff.
A glass of chilled rosé while I’m cooking dinner. It's the perfect accompaniment to chopping vegetables and singing off-key to the radio.
Maybe a bolder red with my pasta. Or a crisp white with some grilled fish. The possibilities are endless!
And yes, sometimes I do just sip on wine while watching bad reality TV. Sue me.
Nightcap Narratives
As the stars twinkle outside, the last glass of the day. Perhaps a sweet dessert wine, or a fortified port.
Something to savor, to reflect on the day, and to prepare for a good night's sleep. A little *wine-induced relaxation*.
It’s a comforting way to end the day. Just like the ritual of the morning, only backward.
And tomorrow? I'll start all over again.
So, the next time you see me, raise a glass. Who knows, maybe I’m having *wine-infused water*!
Just try not to judge if I’m eating wine jelly at my desk. It’s all part of my well-balanced… life.

















