Father's Day Gifts Diy 5 Minute Crafts

Father's Day is looming. Cue the frantic searches.

Stores are packed. The pressure is on.

Let's talk about Father's Day gifts. Specifically, those DIY 5-minute crafts.

The 5-Minute Myth

Seriously, five minutes? That's what they claim.

My five minutes feels more like fifty.

Glue everywhere. Glitter explosion. Is this supposed to be relaxing?

Pinterest Fails: A National Pastime

Pinterest is the enemy. It shows these perfect creations.

My attempts look like a toddler attacked a craft store.

And that handprint art? Bless its heart, but it’s abstract. Very abstract.

The Mug Dilemma

Oh, the decorated mug. A classic, right?

Permanent markers are not as permanent as you think.

Dishwasher? Forget about it. More like faded disappointment.

Dad ends up with a blurry, half-hearted "Best Dad Ever" message.

The "Coupon Book" Caper

Ah yes, the coupon book. Redeemable for hugs and chores.

Said chores are mysteriously never completed. Shocking, I know.

The "Good for One Free Car Wash" coupon? Expired. Years ago.

It becomes a cute, dusty reminder of good intentions.

The Painted Rock Pet

Okay, I admit, this one can be cute.

Until you realize you’re painting a rock to look like a… rock.

The googly eyes are fun, though. Can't deny that.

My Unpopular Opinion

Here it comes. Brace yourselves.

Maybe, just maybe, Dad wants a nap. Or some peace and quiet.

Or, dare I say it, a gift card to his favorite store.

Gasp! The horror! Practicality over perceived sentimentality?

I know, I know. It sounds terrible.

But a guaranteed, usable gift might be more appreciated than a lopsided popsicle stick frame.

Although, that frame *is* made with love. And a whole lot of hot glue.

The Real Gift: Time Together

Ultimately, it’s about spending time with Dad. Quality time.

Even if that time involves watching him nap.

Or reluctantly helping him with that outdoor project he's been talking about for months.

Skip the stress. Forget the glitter bomb.

Just be present. Put down the phone.

That's the best Father's Day gift of all.

Unless he really wants a gift card. In that case, go get one. He deserves it!