Forgettable Tale Of A Drunken Dwarf Rs3 Quick Guide

Alright adventurers, ready to dive into the land of Gielinor? We're tackling a quest that's shorter than a gnome child and about as memorable as last week's breakfast: The Forgettable Tale Of A Drunken Dwarf in RS3!

The Quick & Dirty Guide

First, stumble your way to the Blackstone Clan Dwarf Camp. It's nestled in the Asgarnia region, so dust off your boots and get walking!

Find a tipsy dwarf named Boric. He's usually leaning against something (or someone). He's your quest giver, so brace yourself for some drunken rambling.

He's lost his stuff, naturally. And it's your job to play fetch. Aren't you a peach?

Item Scavenger Hunt

Boric needs you to find three things, scattered around the camp. Don't worry, they aren't hidden in lava or guarded by dragons. This ain't that kind of quest.

First, snag his Hammer. It's often near the anvil. Someone probably borrowed it and forgot to return it, the nerve!

Next, hunt down his Keg. Check the storage area, or maybe someone's using it as a makeshift seat.

Lastly, sniff out his Pickaxe. You'll find it near the mining area; where else would a dwarf leave a pickaxe?

Once you've gathered his trinkets, waddle back to Boric. He'll reward you with… well, something. Don't expect a mountain of gold, alright?

Now, brace yourself for the grand finale: a bar crawl (sort of).

The (Mini) Bar Crawl

Boric asks you to visit three different taverns. Think of it as a very short pub crawl, with less singing and more pixelated ale.

Start at the Rising Sun Inn. It's located in Falador, so hop on a glory or get walking.

Order a drink, or just chat with the barkeep to tick this one off the list. Remember, you are not actually drinking.

Then, pop over to the Blue Moon Inn in Varrock. Another chat, another tick on the list.

Finally, sprint on over to the Rusty Anchor Inn in Port Sarim. Another quick conversation, and you're practically done!

Report back to Boric, and voila! Quest complete! Seriously, that's it.

Rewards & Reflection

You get a few experience points, and probably a sense of accomplishment. Or maybe just relief that it's over. Who knows?

Okay, so this quest isn't winning any awards for epic storytelling. But hey, it's a nice little breather between slaying dragons and saving the world.

Now go forth and conquer... more forgettable quests! Because sometimes, the journey is the reward, even if that journey is as short and tipsy as a drunken dwarf. Cheers!