Good Morning And Incase I Don T See You
Morning, sunshine! Or... is it? Maybe it's a Tuesday. Who even knows anymore?
The Truman Show Effect
Anyone else feel like Jim Carrey was onto something in The Truman Show?
I'm talking about the whole "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" line. It's weirdly comforting.
A Preemptive Goodbye?
It's not just a cheerful farewell, right? It's a little… fatalistic.
Like, acknowledging the very real possibility that something could happen between now and, well, later. Maybe a rogue squirrel attack? Who's to say?
Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic. But isn't life a little dramatic sometimes?
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's where things get spicy. I think we should ALL adopt this greeting. Seriously.
Imagine your coworker, Bob, always signing off emails with, "And in case I don't see ya…"
It'd be hilarious. And slightly concerning. Mostly hilarious.
Benefits of the Truman-esque Greeting
Think of it as a preemptive "I love you." A "Life is short, appreciate everything!" But, you know, snuck into your daily routine.
Plus, it's a great way to subtly imply that you're about to embark on a top-secret mission. Or just grab a coffee.
Either way, people will be intrigued.
Embrace the Absurdity
Life's too short to be boring. Let's add a dash of existential dread to our greetings.
Think of the possibilities! "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya… remember to floss!"
Or, "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya… don't forget to water the plants!"
The Fine Print
Okay, maybe don't use it during serious conversations. Like a eulogy. Probably not the time.
But for everyday interactions? Go wild! Spread the Truman Show cheer.
Just be prepared for some confused stares. And maybe a concerned phone call from your mother.
My Challenge to You
Try it. Just once. Sneak it into a conversation.
See how it feels. Does it feel liberating? Does it feel ridiculous?
Either way, you'll have made someone's day a little bit more interesting.
In Conclusion…
So, good morning! And in case I don't see ya… remember to be awesome.
And maybe hide your valuables. Just in case.
You never know what might happen. Stay safe out there!
And, you know... stay Truman.
“Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!” - Truman Burbank
