Gordon Freeman Dies In All Dogs Go To Heaven 2
Okay, buckle up, because this is a weird one. Imagine flipping channels late at night and stumbling upon something truly bizarre: Gordon Freeman, the silent protagonist of the Half-Life series, showing up in... All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
Yes, you read that right.
Wait, How Did *That* Happen?
Exactly! The logical part of your brain is probably screaming. Let’s just say it involves a rogue portal experiment gone horribly (and hilariously) wrong.
Picture this: Charlie B. Barkin and Itchy Itchiford are doing their usual angel-dog thing. Suddenly, a shimmering anomaly rips open in the middle of San Francisco.
Out stumbles none other than Gordon Freeman, looking utterly confused and wielding… a gravity gun? He probably thought he was fighting headcrabs.
The Confusion is Palpable
The dogs are understandably bewildered. Charlie tries to offer him a bone, but Gordon just stares blankly and starts fiddling with the device on his wrist.
Itchy, ever the pragmatist, tries to figure out if he can use the gravity gun to fetch more sausages.
Then, tragedy strikes (sort of). After a brief, chaotic misunderstanding involving a flock of pigeons and a rogue energy blast, Gordon Freeman… well, he becomes an angel dog.
Gordon's Heavenly Transformation
It turns out that exposure to pure, unadulterated goodness has some… unforeseen side effects. His hazard suit turns fluffy. His crowbar is replaced with a squeaky toy.
And, most shocking of all, Gordon Freeman *speaks*! (Though, admittedly, it's mostly excited barks and the occasional philosophical "Woof?").
Seeing the G-Man explain this in dog language is truly something to be experienced.
He Becomes a Good Boy?
Gordon, now going by the name "Good Boy Gordon," joins forces with Charlie and Itchy to stop Carface Carruthers from stealing all the good dreams in the world.
It's a truly bizarre team-up, but somehow it works. He uses his scientific mind to create gadgets, he finds a good bone, and he even learns how to play fetch.
The entire plot becomes secondary to the sheer absurdity of Gordon Freeman learning to be a "good boy" in heaven.
The Impact on Half-Life Canon
Obviously, this raises some serious questions about the Half-Life timeline. Did this happen before or after Half-Life 3? (If it exists!).
Does this mean Gordon Freeman is forever stuck in the afterlife, chasing tennis balls instead of fighting the Combine? We have no answers.
But maybe, just maybe, this is the happy ending Gordon always deserved.
A Truly Unexpected Crossover
The whole thing is so ridiculous, so unexpected, that it's hard not to laugh. Imagine the fan theories! The fan art! The sheer, unadulterated internet chaos!
This scenario of Gordon Freeman in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 is the ultimate "what if?" scenario, and it's strangely heartwarming. It shows the power of imagination and the fun that can be had when you throw logic out the window.
Next time you're feeling down, just imagine Gordon Freeman chasing a butterfly in heaven. It’s bound to put a smile on your face.
