How Old Is Cortez From Wild N Out

Okay, let's dive into the burning question that's probably keeping you up at night: How old is the hilarious Cortez from Wild N Out? I know, I know, it's a real head-scratcher!

Trying to pin down someone's age in Hollywood is like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair. These folks have access to the fountain of youth (or at least some seriously good dermatologists!).

The Great Cortez Age Mystery

So, what's the deal? Well, after some *intense* internet sleuthing (and by "intense" I mean a quick Google search followed by a deep dive into fan forums), the general consensus seems to be that Cortez Macklin, to give him his full name, was born on December 27, 1985.

That means, as of today (or whenever you're reading this, assuming it's sometime in the near future), he's likely rocking somewhere around 38 years old! Whoa, time flies when you're dropping hilarious punchlines on national television.

Think about it! He was probably just a wee lad when Wild N Out first premiered. Well, not *wee*, but you get my point! He's been making us laugh for a good long while!

Age Ain't Nothing But a Number (Especially When You're Funny)

Seriously though, does it even matter? Cortez brings such a youthful energy and wit to the show. You'd think he was perpetually stuck in his mid-20s.

He's like Benjamin Button, but instead of aging backwards, he's just permanently hilarious. It's a gift, really.

And let's be real, Wild N Out is all about the energy and the jokes. Whether you're 20 or 80, if you can bring the heat, you're golden!

Why We Love Cortez (Regardless of His Age)

Okay, so maybe you're thinking, "Why are we even talking about this? Age is just a number!" And you'd be right!

Cortez is awesome because he's quick-witted, creative, and he clearly loves what he does. His passion shines through every skit and every roast.

Plus, let's be honest, he's got some serious style! That man can rock a hat like nobody's business.

He's a valuable member of the Wild N Out crew. He brings his unique brand of humor to the stage. We appreciate him!

"I like to think of him as a fine wine... he only gets better with age!" - Some Random Fan (Probably)

So, the next time you're watching Wild N Out and Cortez drops a joke so good you snort-laugh, just remember: he's a seasoned pro, a comedic genius, and probably still younger than your parents. (No offense, parents!).

Let's all raise a glass (of sparkling cider, because hydration is important!) to many more years of laughter courtesy of the one and only Cortez!

Keep bringing the funny, my friend!