How To Be Royalty In Bitlife Without God Mode

So, you wanna be royalty in BitLife? Without God Mode, huh? I get it. Earning that crown feels way more satisfying. Prepare for a bumpy, maybe slightly ridiculous, ride.

Operation: Royal Flush (Without Cheating!)

First, you gotta be born in the right place. Monaco is your best bet. Also Belgium or Spain are good. It's like real estate: location, location, location!

Just keep restarting until you're born into a royal family. Don't give up!

Step 1: Baby Steps to the Throne

Okay, you're a royal baby. Congrats! Now, don't mess it up. Be a good kid.

Keep your stats high: Happiness, Health, Smarts, Looks. It's like being a celebrity, but with more tiaras.

Go to the doctor regularly, read books, and try to be happy. No one wants a gloomy royal.

Step 2: School Days (and Royal Duties?)

School is important. Get good grades. Also consider pursuing higher education, especially in fields like political science.

Think of it as training for your royal duties. Plus, a degree looks good on your royal resume.

Maybe start a scandal. Nah, just kidding... mostly.

Step 3: Love and Marriage (and Possibly Murder... I'm Kidding!)

Time to find a spouse. Marry someone with good stats. Looks and money help, let's be honest.

Keep your spouse happy. Trust me, a grumpy spouse can ruin your royal life. Think of Henry VIII – avoid that!

Have kids! You need heirs to your throne. Unless, of course, you want your weird cousin Bartholomew to inherit.

Step 4: Climbing the Ladder (or Should I Say, Escalator?)

Now for the tricky part: becoming king or queen. This requires patience, a little luck, and maybe some *strategically timed* accidents (kidding... mostly!).

Keep an eye on the royal family tree. Who's ahead of you? Are they sickly? Just asking for a friend.

Try to improve your relationship with the current monarch. Brown-nosing might work. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

Step 5: The Reign Begins!

Finally! You're the ruler. Now what? Be a good one!

Make wise decisions. Don't bankrupt the country. Treat your people well.

Or, be a tyrant! It's your game. Just don't be surprised if you get overthrown.

Important Notes (Because I Said So)

Royal life is expensive. Manage your finances wisely. Don't blow all your money on luxury yachts. Okay, maybe one yacht. But just one.

Be prepared for drama. Scandals, affairs, rivalries – it's all part of the job. Just roll with the punches.

Remember, dying young sucks. Take care of your health. Avoid risky situations. Maybe don't go swimming with sharks, just a thought.

Most importantly, have fun! Being royalty in BitLife can be a blast. Just don't take it too seriously.

And if all else fails, just keep restarting until you get lucky. Seriously, persistence is key.

Unpopular Opinion Time

I think being a benevolent ruler is overrated. Sometimes it's more fun to be a little evil. Just saying.

Okay, maybe not evil, but definitely mischievous. Cause a little chaos. It's more entertaining that way.

So go forth, my friends! Seize your destiny and claim your rightful (or maybe slightly less rightful) place on the throne! Remember, it's just a game!