How To Become A Supervillain In Mad City

Okay, let's be real. Being a hero is overrated. So, you wanna be a supervillain in Mad City? You've come to the right place.

Step 1: Embrace the Dark Side (of Character Creation)

First, ditch the sunshine and rainbows. Think darker colors. Think brooding eyes. Choose the most menacing hair you can find.

Pro Tip: Forget Matching

Mismatched clothes scream "I'm unpredictable!" This intimidates the heroes. Trust me.

Step 2: Choose Your Villainous Vehicle

Every good villain needs a getaway car. Forget the sports car. We need something... imposing. Think armored trucks. Or even better, a helicopter!

Get Creative with Color

Paint it black. Or maybe a menacing purple. Add some flames. Because why not?

Step 3: Master the Art of the Heist

Time to put that vehicle to good use. Rob everything! Jewelry store? Bank? The Museum? All yours.

Don't Forget the Little Guys

Robbing a donut shop is great for morale. And maybe grab a snack for later. Even supervillains get hungry.

Step 4: Acquire a Taste for Explosions

Look, sometimes things need to go boom. Use those explosives strategically. Cause some chaos.

Timing is Everything

Set those timers perfectly. A well-placed explosion is an art form. Become an explosives artist.

Step 5: Annoy the Cops. A Lot.

The cops are your natural enemies. Embrace the chase! Taunt them. Evade them with style.

Helicopters are Your Friends

Those pesky cops on the ground? Fly away! Watch them fume. It's pure villainous joy.

Step 6: Build Your Evil Lair (Kinda)

Okay, Mad City doesn't exactly have evil lairs. But you can customize your hideout. Decorate it however you want. Think: lava lamps and comfy chairs.

Make it Your Own

Add some personal touches. A dartboard with hero faces? A trophy case full of stolen goods? It's your space.

Step 7: Befriend Other Villains (Or Not)

Team up with other villains for maximum chaos. Or go solo. The choice is yours. Just remember, trust no one!

The Buddy System?

Having a partner in crime can be fun. Someone to blame when things go wrong? Even better.

Step 8: Master the Art of the Insult

What's a supervillain without a good insult? Practice your one-liners. Think witty and sarcastic.

Be Creative

"Nice try, hero!" is classic. But "Did you get that outfit from a thrift store?" is pure gold. Find your style.

Step 9: Embrace the Glitches (Shhh!)

Okay, I probably shouldn't say this. But sometimes, glitches can be your friend. Use them to your advantage. Exploit the system. (Don't tell anyone I told you this).