How To Build A Castle In Fortnite Save The World

Okay, let's talk Fortnite: Save the World castles. We all love building, right? But are you really building a CASTLE?

Here's my super controversial take: most "castles" are just glorified boxes.

The Foundation (Literally)

First, you gotta pick your spot. Ignore those people saying "build on high ground". I prefer a nice, flat area. Makes the plumbing easier... wait, never mind.

Now, the walls. Stone, obviously. Wood is for chumps and Outlanders. Metal? Too... shiny. Castles need to look imposing, not like a disco ball.

Shape Up!

Squares are boring. Fact. Go for octagons! Or even better, irregular shapes! Makes it look like it's been there for centuries, y'know, slowly crumbling.

Throw in some crenellations. Those little up-and-down bits on top. They're not just for looks. They... uh... they make good sniper nests!

Don't forget the Moat. I'm kidding. Unless?

The Interior Decorator of Doom

Okay, this is where things get REAL. Forget fancy furniture. We're going for functional. And slightly terrifying.

Traps, traps, and more traps! Gas traps, wall launchers, floor spikes... Make those Husks regret their life choices. Even though they're already dead.

No paintings of kittens! We need menacing portraits of fictional kings. Or maybe just a really big poster of Kyle.

Defense is Key (Duh)

Ramps! Everywhere! Let the Husks think they're getting somewhere, then BAM! Wall launcher to the face.

Funnel them! Create narrow passageways that lead to certain doom. Bonus points for using the environment to your advantage.

Don't be afraid to get creative. Think like a Husk! What's the dumbest route they'd take? Then, fill it with explosives.

The Unpopular Opinion Zone

Here's where I get controversial. You don't NEED to build the perfect, most efficient base.

Sometimes, it's more fun to just build something ridiculous. A giant llama head guarding the storm shield? Yes, please!

Who cares if it's not optimal? As long as you're having fun, you're winning. That's my motto... or at least, it is for the next five minutes.

The "Finishing" Touches

Add a throne room. Even if you never use it. Just... have one. Maybe put a teddy bear on the throne for extra intimidation.

Flags! Gotta have flags! Bonus points if they're ridiculously oversized and flapping dramatically in the wind.

And finally, the most important element of any castle: a secret passage. Leading to... well, that's a secret.

So there you have it. My (slightly unhinged) guide to building a Fortnite castle. Go forth and create something amazing... or at least, something amusing.

Remember, it's just a game. Don't take it too seriously. Unless you're building a giant Dennis statue. Then, take it VERY seriously.

Happy building, Commanders!