How To Divide A Circle Into 12 Equal Parts

The Quest for the Perfect Pizza Slice (x12!)

Okay, let's be honest. We've all been there. Staring at a circle, desperately needing it broken into twelve even pieces.

Birthdays, potlucks, unusually shaped pies... the pressure is real.

The "Protractor Protector" Method

First, grab your trusty protractor. I know, I know, it's been gathering dust since 7th grade geometry.

Find the center of your circle. Place the protractor's little crosshair thingy right on that spot.

Now, measure out 30-degree increments. Tick, tick, tick... all the way around. Connect those ticks to the center.

Voila! Theoretically, you have twelve equal slices.

But let's be real. Did anyone actually get twelve PERFECT slices? I highly doubt it.

The "Fold It 'Til It Breaks" Technique

This is my preferred method. It involves paper, not precise instruments.

Draw your circle. Cut it out (roughly, nobody's judging your scissor skills).

Fold that circle in half. Then fold it in half again. And one last time to make a triangle!

Now, carefully unfold it. You'll have a bunch of creases. You're almost there!

Now, fold the edge again and match to the existing crease, forming a sector from the circle. Repeat around the circle!

Trace those lines. Done! Probably not *exactly* perfect, but hey, close enough!

The "Eyeball It and Hope For The Best" Approach

Alright, let's be honest. This is how most of us REALLY do it, right?

Mark the center. Draw a line straight down the middle. Good start!

Now, try to mentally divide each half into thirds. Then divide each of those thirds in half again.

Just eyeball it and go with your gut feeling! Connect those "guesses" to the center.

It might look a little wonky. But hey, that's part of the charm.

Plus, who's going to complain when there's free cake involved? (Probably someone, but ignore them.)

The Unpopular Opinion: Imperfection is Delicious

Here's my controversial take: perfectly equal slices are overrated.

Think about it. Who really wants the EXACT same amount of frosting as everyone else?

Embrace the slightly larger slice! Celebrate the slightly smaller one!

Those little differences make life (and pizza) more interesting.

So, go forth and divide your circles. Use whatever method makes you happy.

But most importantly, remember to enjoy the process. And the snacks.

And if someone complains about their slice size? Just offer them yours. You'll be a hero.

Alternatively, suggest they use the protractor. That'll shut them up quick!

Remember math is hard, and perfection is boring.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a pie calling my name.