How To Do An Impossible On True Skate

Okay, let's talk about the Impossible on True Skate. It's called "impossible" for a reason, right?

But hear me out. I have a… *unique* perspective. Prepare for some potentially unpopular opinions.

Step 1: Pretend You Know What You're Doing

Confidence is key. Even if you have no clue. Just believe you're a True Skate pro. Visualize the glory.

Imagine yourself landing that perfect, clean Impossible. Feel the digital board beneath your (virtual) feet.

Seriously, fake it 'til you make it. Or, in this case, fake it 'til you rage quit.

Step 2: The Finger Gymnastics Begin

Now, the hand-eye (finger-screen?) coordination. This is where things get…interesting.

First, find some flat ground. A nice, smooth, pixelated surface is ideal. No pesky obstacles.

Then, practice your ollie. Get that finger flick down pat. Up, up, and…almost away!

Step 3: The All-Important Flick (or Two, or Three...)

Here's the "secret" (spoiler alert: it's not a secret). You need to flick just right.

Think of it like drawing a tiny, invisible circle on your phone screen. With your finger, of course.

Some say flick forward then back. Others swear by a diagonal flick. Honestly? I think it's random.

Step 4: Embrace the Chaos (and the Nollie)

Sometimes, you'll do a Nollie. A lot of times, actually. Welcome to the Impossible experience.

Don't be discouraged by the Nollies. Or the kickflips that weren't. Or the accidental grinds.

Just keep flicking. Keep sliding. Keep hoping. Maybe, just maybe, you'll get close.

Step 5: The "It Happened!" Moment (or Did It?)

There will be a moment. A fleeting instant. Where you think, "Did I just…?"

The board might rotate. It might flip. You might even land on all four wheels. Briefly.

Then, you'll probably bail spectacularly. But hey, you almost did it! Almost!

Step 6: Accept Your Fate (and Try Again Tomorrow)

Let's be real. The Impossible on True Skate is a fickle beast. It mocks us.

It dangles the possibility of success just out of reach. Leading us on a digital wild goose chase.

But don't give up! Or do. It's your game. But if you DO keep trying, remember to have fun.

Bonus Tip: Blame the Physics

When all else fails, blame the game's physics. It's always the physics' fault, right?

That’s my final (and possibly most important) advice. It is NEVER your fault when you fail.

So, there you have it. My slightly sarcastic guide to the Impossible. Good luck! You'll need it.