How To Do Orange Justice Step By Step

Okay, let's talk Orange Justice. You know, that dance? The one that swept the nation (or at least, the online gaming nation)?

I'm going to be honest. It's a little awkward. But we all secretly love it. Don't deny it.

Step 1: The Prep

First, stand up. Obviously. I mean, you *could* try it sitting, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Get some space. You don't want to accidentally clock your grandma with your flailing arms. Trust me.

Slight Bend

Bend your knees slightly. Like you're about to… I don't know… do a really, really subtle squat.

Don't go too low! We're not trying to build leg muscles here. We're trying to achieve internet fame. Or at least, mild amusement.

Step 2: The Arm Thing

This is where it gets… interesting. You need to make your arms do the thing.

Stick your arms out in front of you. Not straight. A little bent. Like you're holding an invisible pizza.

The Shake

Now, shake those pizza arms! Vigorously! Like you're trying to get rid of the anchovies. (Unpopular opinion: anchovies are underrated.)

Alternate shaking one arm forward and then the other. Got it? Good.

Step 3: The Leg Thing (It's Optional, Really)

Okay, some people add a leg thing. I'm not convinced it's strictly necessary. But we'll cover it anyway.

Basically, you just kind of… step side to side. As you're shaking your pizza arms.

The Side Step

A little shuffle to the left. A little shuffle to the right. That's all it is.

Don't overthink it. Remember, we're aiming for awkward-but-endearing. Not professional-dance-troupe.

Step 4: The Head Bob (Crucial)

This is the secret ingredient. The special sauce. The… you get the idea.

You gotta bob your head. In time with the arm shaking and (maybe) the leg shuffling.

The Bob

A little up and down. A little side to side. Whatever feels natural (or, you know, *unnatural*).

This adds the extra layer of… something. I'm not sure what. But it's important.

Step 5: The Emotion (Key to Success)

The most crucial part? Act like you're really feeling it. Even if you're not.

Fake it 'til you make it, baby! Channel your inner Fortnite champion.

The Smile

Smile! Or at least, make a vaguely amusing face. Nobody wants to watch someone doing Orange Justice with a frown.

Unpopular opinion: Smiling makes everything better. Even bad dancing.

Step 6: Practice (Maybe)

Do you really need to practice Orange Justice? Probably not.

But if you want to impress your friends (or embarrass them, depending on your goal), a little practice might help.

The Mirror

Try practicing in front of a mirror. That way you can see just how gloriously awkward you look.

Embrace the awkwardness! It's part of the charm! Remember that kid who invented the dance?

Final Thoughts

There you have it! Your guide to Orange Justice domination.

Now go forth and dance! Or at least, mildly shuffle. And don't forget to smile!

Just don't blame me if you pull a muscle. Or if your dog starts barking at you. That's on you.