How To Do Showtime Kick Ufc 4

Okay, let's talk about the Showtime Kick in UFC 4. It's the flashiest move, right? Everyone wants to land one. It's practically a rite of passage. I'm going to tell you how I do it.

First, the Basics (Sort Of)

Forget complicated combos. Seriously. Who can remember all those button presses anyway? I certainly can't. My brain space is reserved for important things like what to order for dinner.

Here’s the thing, you need a fighter with the Showtime Kick perk. Dominick Cruz, Jose Aldo, and a few others can do it. Choose wisely. Your dream of spinning-heel-kicking someone into oblivion depends on it.

Now, this is my unpopular opinion: don't overthink the distance. Get relatively close. Not too close! Just close enough. Think awkward-dancing-at-a-wedding close.

The Button Mashing (a.k.a. Technique)

Here we go! Hold LT/L2. Then press B/Circle. Simultaneously hold X/Square. I find mashing the buttons helps. It doesn't, but it feels like it does.

I know, I know. Some "experts" will tell you about timing. Precise movements. Nonsense. I just hammer those buttons. And sometimes, pure magic happens.

That's it. That's the whole secret. The rest is down to luck, fate, and possibly some dark magic. Don't tell anyone I said that.

Troubleshooting (Because It Will Happen)

So, you're not landing it? Welcome to the club! Most of the time, you'll just end up looking like you're trying to do a weird yoga pose. It's okay. We've all been there.

Are you getting punched in the face? Probably. Happens to the best of us. Try moving around a bit more. Pretend you're a butterfly. A really angry butterfly.

Another tip: don't spam it. Showtime Kicks are like lottery tickets. The more you buy, the more broke you get. The more you throw them, the more predictable you become.

The Mindset (The Most Important Part)

This is crucial. You need to BELIEVE. Believe that you are Dominick Cruz. Or Jose Aldo. Or whoever. Channel their inner spinning-heel-kick energy.

Visualize the knockout. Imagine the crowd going wild. Picture your opponent lying defeated at your feet. Now, go out there and... probably get punched in the face again. But hey, at least you tried!

Remember, it's all about having fun. If you're getting frustrated, take a break. Go outside. Touch grass. Or just watch some cat videos on YouTube.

Bonus Tip

If all else fails, blame the controller. It's always the controller's fault. Right?

My most unpopular opinion: it looks cooler when someone else does it to you, than when you do it to someone else. The humiliation is just... chefs kiss.

Conclusion (Sort Of)

So, there you have it. My extremely scientific and totally foolproof guide to pulling off the Showtime Kick in UFC 4. Follow these steps. Or don't. What do I know? I'm just a guy who likes to mash buttons. Good Luck.

Just remember to stay humble and don't get too cocky when you finally land that perfect Showtime Kick. It's probably just a fluke anyway.

Disclaimer: These tips are based on my personal experience. Your mileage may vary. Side effects may include frustration, controller damage, and the occasional feeling of overwhelming joy.