How To Draw Nigerian Coat Of Arms

So, You Think You Can Draw the Nigerian Coat of Arms? Think Again!

Let's be honest. We've all glanced at the Nigerian Coat of Arms. Haven't we?

It's on our passports. It's on official documents. You might even see it on some buildings.

But have you ever really *looked* at it? Like, really looked?

The Eagle Has Landed... Sort Of

First, there's the eagle. Majestic, right?

Sure, if you ignore the fact that it looks like it's perpetually surprised. Like it just saw someone wearing socks with sandals.

Here's my unpopular opinion: Drawing a convincing eagle is harder than passing JAMB.

Those Horses Though...

Then we have the two horses on either side. Supposedly representing dignity. Dignity, I tell you!

But let's be real. They always look like they're about to have a major disagreement.

Like they're in a staring contest. And one is clearly about to blink. You know it's going to be the one on the left.

The Black Shield: A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma

Ah, the black shield. The centerpiece. Simple, yet...imposing?

It contains wavy white bands. Representing the rivers Niger and Benue.

Which, let's be honest, look more like abstract noodles than actual rivers when you draw them.

Flowers and Fertile Ground: Good Luck Replicating That!

Below the shield, there's fertile soil. And flowers. Specifically, Costus spectabilis.

Try drawing that without it looking like a random clump of weeds. I dare you.

Seriously, good luck replicating the intricate detail of those flowers. You'll need it more than you'll need garri on a hot day.

And Don't Forget the Motto!

Finally, there's the motto: "Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress". A noble sentiment.

But fitting that whole thing neatly onto a little scroll? Now that’s a challenge worthy of Professor Wole Soyinka.

Unless you have tiny handwriting, it will end up looking like a jumbled mess. Like the traffic in Lagos during rush hour.

The Verdict?

So, can you draw the Nigerian Coat of Arms? Maybe. Sort of. Probably not well.

But hey, at least you tried. And that's what counts, right?

Just don't expect to see your rendition on any official documents anytime soon.

In conclusion, attempting to accurately draw the Nigerian Coat of Arms is an exercise in humility. It’s a humbling reminder that some things are best left to the professionals...or at least, people with serious art skills.

But hey, who needs artistic perfection when you have a good sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the sheer complexity of our national symbol? Embrace the chaos! Embrace the slightly wonky eagle! Embrace the horses that look perpetually annoyed! After all, it's uniquely Nigerian.

Now go forth and try to draw it. I'm sure it will be...interesting.

And remember, even if it looks terrible, you can always blame the NEPA for the bad lighting.