How To Get Fully Loaded Ruiner 2000

Okay, let's talk about the Ruiner 2000. You know, that car? The one that dreams are made of... and then promptly explode in a ball of fire?

Getting it fully loaded? Well, some folks say it's complicated. I say it's... a journey. A journey paved with good intentions and questionable life choices.

First Things First: The Base Model

You need the car, duh. This usually involves robbing a bank. Kidding! (Mostly).

Head over to Warstock Cache & Carry. Prepare your wallet. It's gonna cry.

Find the Ruiner 2000. Click "Buy." Congrats, you're one step closer to world domination. Or at least, blowing up traffic.

Then Comes the Fun Part: Customization

Now, the *real* fun begins. This is where the money pit deepens.

You need a place to mod it, naturally. Your garage won't cut it. Think bigger.

The Facility (or Avenger/Terrorbyte)

The Facility is a classic choice. Kinda like buying a mansion to store a single shoe.

But hey, you get to launch Doomsday scenarios. Plus, the decor is... unique. Think sterile, metal, and slightly terrifying.

The Avenger and Terrorbyte offer vehicle workshops too. It really depends on your vibe.

Choose wisely. Your in-game financial advisor is weeping silently, wherever they are.

Missiles, Missiles Everywhere!

Alright, let's arm this beauty. This is arguably the most important step.

You want missiles. Lots of missiles. Like, "I can take on an entire army" levels of missiles. It’s a must have for maximum chaos.

Don't skimp. Go for the lock-on ones. Trust me.

Imagine the sweet sound of those missiles locking onto your enemies. Pure bliss.

Armor Up!

Next, armor. Because explosions are cool, but surviving them is cooler.

Max out the armor plating. Make it a tank disguised as a sporty car.

Let those pesky RPGs bounce right off. They will cry!

Countermeasures: For When Things Get Spicy

Chaff and flares? Yes, please!

These are your "get out of jail free" cards. Especially against those heat-seeking missiles.

Deploy them with style. Like a majestic bird shedding its feathers before obliterating its prey. Or something.

The Little Extras (Because Why Not?)

Paint job? Crucial. Gotta look good while causing mayhem. Matte black is always a winner.

Wheels? Pick something flashy. Show those NPCs you mean business. And that you have questionable taste.

Engine upgrades? Because who doesn't want to go faster? Even if you're mostly hovering.

The Final Result: A Money Pit That Can Fly (and Shoot)

And there you have it! A fully loaded Ruiner 2000. Ready to wreak havoc on Los Santos.

Was it worth it? Probably not. Will you have fun? Absolutely!

Just remember to have fun. And maybe avoid calling your in-game insurance company. They're probably already having a bad day.

Now go forth and cause some glorious chaos! You deserve it. Even if your bank account doesn't agree.