How To Get One Thousand Voices Solo

Okay, friend, let's talk about something awesome. Something powerful. Something that will make your enemies weep... with envy, of course! We're diving into the wonderful world of obtaining the One Thousand Voices. All by yourself!

First, a Little Reality Check (But Keep the Dream Alive!)

Now, let's be honest. Raids in Destiny 2 are designed for teamwork. Like, really designed for it. Think of it like trying to assemble a giant LEGO set while blindfolded... and everyone else is also blindfolded and yelling instructions in different languages.

But! That doesn't mean it's impossible to snag that coveted One Thousand Voices completely solo. It just means we're going to bend the rules a *little*. Think of it as… creatively interpreting the word "solo."

The Essential Ingredient: Friends (The Kind You Bribe with Pizza)

Here’s the thing: you can’t *literally* solo the entire Last Wish raid to get the One Thousand Voices. The mechanics are brutal. So, we're going to embrace the spirit of soloing, not the letter.

Step one: find five friends. Yes, five. I know, that sounds like a lot. Offer pizza. Offer to do their laundry for a week. Offer to name your firstborn after them. Whatever it takes!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convince these fine folks to carry you through the raid. Tell them you're doing research for a very important scientific paper. The paper is, of course, "How To Obtain Ridiculous Loot By Any Means Necessary."

The Actual Raid (Where You Contribute Moral Support)

Okay, the team is assembled, the pizza is ordered, and the raid is initiated. Now what? Well, your primary job is to stay alive. This is crucial.

Hide behind things. Make encouraging noises. Shout, "You got this!" at strategically timed moments. Think of yourself as the team's hype person.

If you happen to accidentally shoot something important, fantastic! But don't stress it. Remember, moral support is key. This is your solo raid, so your team is just admiring your courage and determination. From afar.

The Kalli Encounter: A Masterclass in Evading Responsibility

Kalli is a fun puzzle involving plates and symbols. Unless you're soloing. Then it's a nightmare. Good thing you have friends who are good at puzzles!

Your role here is to... uh... watch. Closely. Make sure they don't miss anything. Point and shout things like, "There's a symbol!" This is incredibly helpful.

Once Kalli is defeated, your friends get to open a chest. This is where the magic *might* happen! Probably not, but hey, we're staying positive!

Riven (The Queen of Agony and Misery… and Loot?)

Riven is the final boss and is usually a massive pain. But since your friends are doing all the work, you just have to be there to witness their glory.

During the encounter, focus on survival. If a Riven eye beam comes your way, scream loudly and flail your arms. Your teammates will appreciate the warning.

After your valiant (and almost entirely passive) effort, you reach the final chest. This is it. The moment of truth. Pray to the RNG gods. Sacrifice a rubber chicken. Do whatever ritualistic dance you deem necessary.

The Loot: Is it the One Thousand Voices?

Open the chest! Is it there? That beautiful, glorious One Thousand Voices? If not, don't despair! You have five friends! Do it again next week!

And remember, even if you don't get it right away, you still "soloed" a raid. Sort of. In spirit. And you definitely earned some pizza.

You're a legend. Now go forth and conquer (or at least, mildly inconvenience) the Darkness! And maybe, just maybe, you'll have your One Thousand Voices to do it with!