How To Get Stalker Teeth In Subnautica

Okay, let's be honest. We all want Stalker Teeth in Subnautica, right? I mean, who doesn't love crafting with the chompers of those adorable, yet slightly bitey, metal-scrap-loving creatures? It's practically a right of passage.

The "Official" Method (and Why It's Wrong)

The "official" advice is to just let Stalkers play with metal salvage. Apparently, they're supposed to drop teeth while doing this. This is, shall we say, less than reliable. I suspect the "official" method was invented by someone who enjoys watching paint dry.

My Highly Unscientific, Probably Wrong, But Totally Works Theory

Here's the secret. Stop treating the Stalkers like pets. You need to become a tooth-acquisition machine. Forget the gentle art of waiting. We're going full-on entrepreneur here.

First, find your local Stalker hangout. Usually near a kelp forest. Bring plenty of metal salvage. Don't be shy. Toss it around like you're feeding pigeons in a park... except the pigeons have teeth and an attitude problem.

Now, this is where it gets controversial. Get up close and personal. Swim right next to them as they play with the scrap. Don't give them personal space.

Here's my theory. I think they get startled when you're nearby and drop the teeth. Or maybe they're trying to intimidate you by dropping one as a warning. Either way, it works. Don't quote me on the 'startled' thing, it's just a hunch.

Keep an eye on the seabed. Stalker Teeth are small. Those sneaky little things love to hide in the kelp. You'll need to keep a close watch of where you are placing the scraps.

Advanced Stalker Teeth Acquisition Techniques

Want to level up your Stalker Teeth game? Good. I thought so.

Try using the Propulsion Cannon. Grab a metal salvage and launch it directly at a Stalker. It's risky, I know. But think of the teeth!

Some say it's mean. I say it's efficient. Plus, they mostly just get annoyed. It’s like playing fetch, but with extra steps and possible light bruising. Remember to aim for a soft landing though!

If you're feeling brave, try swimming in circles around them. Very quickly. I don’t know why this works, but it seems to make them drop teeth more often. Maybe they get dizzy and lose their dental grip? Who knows!

The "Unpopular" Opinion (Prepare to Disagree)

Okay, here it is. My dark secret. I sometimes… “encourage” Stalkers to drop teeth by… well… I might accidentally bump them with my Seamoth. Just a gentle nudge. A little love tap.

Don't judge me! Needs must. Besides, it’s not like they don't try to bite my Seamoth on a regular basis.

Look, I’m not advocating for Stalker abuse. Just… a strategic relocation of resources. Plus, the Seamoth is built for bumping! Or at least, that’s what I tell myself.

Seriously though, please don't actually go out there and harass the wildlife too much. But a little nudge never hurt anybody, right?

Final Thoughts

Getting Stalker Teeth can be frustrating. But with a little persistence (and maybe a slightly aggressive Seamoth), you'll be swimming in enamel in no time.

So go forth! Collect those teeth! Craft those amazing upgrades! And try not to feel too guilty about it.

Just remember, I never told you to bump the Stalkers. That was all your idea. Good luck, and happy hunting!