How To Get The Darkest Day Emblem

So, you want the Darkest Day Emblem? I understand. We all do. It’s… well, it’s dark. And kinda cool.

Let’s be honest. Getting it is a pain. A big, flaming, asteroid-sized pain.

Step 1: Prepare Your Sanity (Or Lack Thereof)

First, accept your fate. You're about to enter the crucible of suffering. Think of it as a... challenge!

Next, grab a beverage. Something strong. No, wait, something caffeinated. You'll need the focus.

Find Your Raid Team (Or Don’t)

Raiding with friends is ideal. Unless your friends are… well, you know. Those friends.

LFG is an option. Prepare for anything. Absolutely anything.

Solo? Heroic. Also, maybe slightly insane. Respect.

Step 2: Dive Into Pit of Heresy

Okay, Pit of Heresy time. This is where the fun really begins. (Sarcasm intended.)

You're aiming for a flawless run. No deaths. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Sounds easy, right? Right?

The Encounters: A Quick (and Slightly Terrifying) Overview

First encounter? Annoying. Just... annoying.

Second encounter? More annoying. Plus, now you have to jump. Delightful.

Ogres? Oh boy, the Ogres. Hope you like being blinded. And disintegrated.

Dul Incaru? The grand finale of frustration. Learn her pattern. Love her pattern. (Or just spam rockets.)

Step 3: The No-Death Clause

This is the crucial part. No one can die. Not even a little bit.

One slip-up? Start over. Welcome to the Groundhog Day of Destiny.

Accidental Nova Bomb to the face? Start over. Dog sneezed and you fell off the ledge? Start over.

Step 4: Question Your Life Choices

At some point, you'll ask yourself, "Is this emblem really worth it?"

The answer is… complicated. Probably not. But you’re too deep now. Embrace the sunk cost fallacy.

Remember to breathe. And maybe question your fireteam member's life choices too.

Step 5: (Hopefully) Claim Your Prize

If you've managed to survive, congratulations! You're a god among Guardians.

Head to the Tower. Admire your shiny new Darkest Day Emblem.

Now, go brag to your friends. You deserve it.

Unpopular Opinion Time

Here's my hot take: maybe the Darkest Day Emblem isn't *that* cool.

I mean, it's just... dark. And there are cooler emblems out there. Don't @ me.

But hey, at least you have bragging rights. And maybe a mild case of PTSD. Good luck, Guardian. You’ll need it.

"May the Light (and your sanity) be with you." - An Anonymous Guardian