How To Get Ultimate Near Miss Horizon 4
So, you want to be a Near Miss master in Forza Horizon 4, huh? Excellent choice! Let's face it, dodging digital traffic is way more thrilling than actual rush hour.
Step 1: Embrace the Chaos
Forget driving clean. Clean driving is boring. We're aiming for "almost totaled but still moving" here.
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Stop braking! Seriously. Brakes are for losers who like keeping their paint job pristine. We're going for the "rust bucket racer" aesthetic.
Just kidding... mostly. Maybe a *little* braking is okay. But only a little!
Step 2: Become One With the AI
The AI drivers are predictable. Sort of. Mostly. Learn their patterns. Anticipate their… sudden changes in direction.
They love to swerve at the last second. Use this to your advantage! Or, you know, crash spectacularly. Either way, it's entertaining.
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Turn off rewind! I know, I know, sacrilege! But hear me out. The thrill of almost wrecking is amplified tenfold when you can't just magically undo it.
It's a pure, unadulterated adrenaline rush. Plus, it teaches you to be a better driver. Eventually.
Step 3: Pick Your Playground
Edinburgh's streets are your best friend. Narrow roads + clueless AI = Near Miss heaven. The faster you go, the easier it is.
Seriously, think about that statement. It sounds wrong, but trust me.
Another pro tip? Drive on the wrong side of the road! What could possibly go wrong?
Step 4: The "Almost Kiss" Technique
This is where the magic happens. Get *close* to the other cars. REALLY close. Like, "I can see the driver's fear in their pixelated eyes" close.
The closer you get without actually hitting them, the better. It's like giving them a little digital love tap without the commitment of actual damage.
"It's not about *if* you'll crash, it's about *when* and *how spectacularly* you'll crash."
Step 5: Practice, Practice, Practice (and Crash)
You will crash. A lot. Embrace the carnage. Each wreck is a learning opportunity. You'll eventually learn where the sweet spot is. The "near miss" zone.
And remember: it’s all about having fun. It's a game. Don't take it too seriously. Unless you're trying to set a world record for most Near Misses. Then, by all means, get serious!
Yet Another Unpopular Opinion!
Stop trying to win races! Focus on the Near Misses. Winning is temporary. A spectacular near-death experience lasts forever (or at least until you turn off the game).
Priorities, people! Focus on what truly matters.
Step 6: Celebrate Your Close Calls
Every successful Near Miss deserves a celebration. A little fist pump. A maniacal laugh. Maybe even a victory dance. Whatever floats your boat.
You've cheated death. You've outsmarted the AI. You are a Near Miss god! Or, at least, a very lucky driver.
And that's all there is to it! Now go out there and turn those roads into your own personal Near Miss playground!
