How To Join Organized Crime In Bitlife

So, You Wanna Be a BitLife Mob Boss, Huh?

Let's be real. Sometimes, being a productive citizen in BitLife is just…boring. You crave that digital thrill. You yearn for the sweet taste of illicit power.

Step 1: Location, Location, Location!

First, you need a good starting point. Think Italy or the United States. Places with a…rich history of organized crime, if you catch my drift.

Don't pick Luxembourg. Unless you're aiming for some avant-garde, tax-evasion mob. Which, hey, more power to you, but this guide isn't for that.

Step 2: Get (Slightly) Shady

Okay, time to dabble in some petty crime. Rob a bank. Swipe a car. Maybe shoplift some gum. Baby steps, people! We're building a reputation here.

I know, I know, you want to jump straight to assassinating the President. But trust me, gotta crawl before you can…cap someone.

Pro Tip: Keep your notoriety relatively low at first. You want to be noticed, but not arrested every five minutes.

Step 3: The Gym – Your New Best Friend

Seriously, hit the gym. A lot. You need strength and health. Mob life isn't exactly a sedentary job.

Picture this: You're arguing with a rival gang leader. Who do you think they'll respect more? The one who can bench press a car, or the one who gets winded walking to the mailbox?

Step 4: The "Special" Careers Section

Here's where things get interesting. Keep an eye on the job listings. You're looking for that elusive "Organized Crime" tab.

It might take a while to pop up. Be patient. Persistence is key. Maybe try closing and reopening the app a few times. I'm not saying it works, but…you never know.

Step 5: Choosing Your Mafia Family

Alright, you're in! Now you have a choice of families. The Gambino, the Genovese, the Colombo… It's like picking a college fraternity, but with more murder.

Honestly, it doesn't seem to make a huge difference which one you pick. So, go with your gut. Or maybe choose based on the name you like best. "Colombo" just sounds so…chic.

Step 6: Work Your Way Up (Or…Out)

Time to climb the ladder! Start as an Associate. Do your tasks. Don't ask too many questions. And definitely, absolutely, positively don't snitch.

Sometimes, you'll get a task that seems…ill-advised. Like, "rob a heavily guarded bank with only a spoon." Just roll with it. This is BitLife, after all.

If you mess up too badly, you might get whacked. It happens. Just start a new life and try again. Learning from your mistakes is crucial, even in the digital underworld.

Step 7: Become The Don (Maybe)

Becoming the Don is the ultimate goal. It's tough, but not impossible. It takes time, skill, and a whole lot of luck.

You'll need to outmaneuver your rivals, eliminate the competition, and maintain a loyal following. Think of it as a very, very intense office promotion.

Or, you know, you might just end up in prison for the rest of your life. But hey, at least you tried!

Unpopular Opinion Time: Honesty Isn't Always the Best Policy

Look, I know what you're thinking. "But shouldn't I just play the game honestly and build a legitimate life?" Maybe. But where's the fun in that?

Sometimes, you just need to embrace your inner digital criminal. Live a little dangerously. See how far you can climb in the criminal underworld.

After all, it's just a game. And sometimes, the best games are the ones where you break all the rules.