How To Kill A Snitch Back 4 Blood

Snitch Smasher's Survival Guide!

Okay, so you've got a Snitch problem. We all do, don't worry! Think of them as that annoying coworker who yells for the boss every time you take a slightly extended coffee break. You just wanna... politely silence them.

Let's break down the art of the Snitch squashin'!

Step 1: See It, Shoot It!

Seriously, the moment you spot one, unleash the fury! Don't admire its... unique... physique. Don't contemplate its role in the Ridden hierarchy. Just blast it! Consider it a target practice with a seriously annoying alarm system.

If you're rocking a shotgun, get up close and personal! Imagine you're giving it a very forceful hug. A hug filled with buckshot. A buckshot hug, if you will.

Got a sniper rifle? Boom! Headshot! Think of it as popping a very large, very gross zit. Satisfaction guaranteed!

Step 2: Teamwork Makes the Dream Work (of Not Getting Swarmed)

Snitches attract attention. A *lot* of attention. So, you're not in this alone! Coordinate with your team. Yell, scream, point... whatever it takes to make sure everyone's on the same page.

Designate a Snitch slayer. Someone who thrives on chaos and enjoys the thrill of the hunt. Give them the best gun for the job and let them loose! They'll thank you for the responsibility (probably).

If you're the designated slayer, embrace the role! Channel your inner Rambo, or maybe your inner squirrel relentlessly pursuing an acorn. It’s all about single-minded focus.

Step 3: Environmental Exploitation!

The world is your weapon! Use it! See a propane tank? Lure the Snitch near it and then… BOOM! Instant crispy critter. We call that efficiency!

Exploding barrels are also your friend. Think of them as portable Snitch-be-gone devices. Just aim carefully. You don't want to blow up your teammates. Although... (just kidding!).

Remember those hanging cars? Yeah, those are perfect for dropping on unsuspecting Snitches! It's like a tiny, metal avalanche of justice.

Step 4: Melee Mayhem!

Sometimes, bullets just ain't enough! Or maybe you're out of ammo. Don't panic! Time to get up close and personal with a good ol' fashioned melee weapon.

A bat to the face can be surprisingly effective. Imagine you're playing a very intense game of whack-a-mole. The Snitch is the mole, and you are very, very good at whack-a-mole.

A machete? Ooh, now we're talking! Slice and dice! Remember, aim for the squishy bits.

Step 5: The Aftermath!

You've vanquished the Snitch! Congratulations! Now, loot everything in sight! You deserve it. You've earned it. And you'll need it for the next horde that's about to descend upon you.

Take a moment to pat yourself on the back. You are a Snitch-slaying machine! A legend! A beacon of hope in a world overrun by Ridden. At least, until the next Snitch shows up.

But hey, you're ready now, aren't you? You're a Snitch-squashing pro! Go forth and conquer!

Remember, teamwork, smarts, and a healthy dose of unadulterated aggression are your best friends when dealing with these screeching pests. Happy hunting!