How To Make A Garter Snake Trap

Alright, let's talk about catching some garden visitors. Forget fancy equipment or complicated blueprints. We're going the simple route, the way grandma used to do it (probably, maybe).

The Bucket Brigade

First, you'll need a bucket. Any old bucket will do, although a bigger one is better than a small one. Think party-sized, not single-serving.

Now, dig a hole. A hole just big enough to sink the bucket, so that the rim is level with the ground. We want our little friends to waltz right in, not have to do a high jump over the edge.

Next, add a bit of cover. Some leaves, a flat rock – something that makes it feel like a safe, secret hideaway. We are selling a five star snake hotel experience.

The Temptation Tango

Time for the bait! This is where things get interesting. You can use worms (classic!). Think about offering a little salad bar of bugs.

Don't overdo it! We are luring, not feeding. A little goes a long way.

Alternatively, a small piece of smelly fish works well too. The stinkier, the better. Think the kind of fish your cat turns its nose up at.

Location, Location, Location!

Where you place your trap is crucial. Look for areas where you've seen garter snakes before. Near a woodpile, under a bush, or along a fence line are good bets.

Think like a snake. Where would you hang out if you were a small, striped reptile looking for a snack? Find the "Snake Hotspots".

Make sure the area is somewhat shaded, so the bucket doesn't become a snake sauna in the midday sun. Nobody likes a hot tub they didn't ask for.

The Waiting Game

Now comes the hardest part: patience. Check your trap daily. This is important for the safety of the snake, and also so that your bait doesn't become a science experiment.

When you find a garter snake in your bucket, resist the urge to scream and run away. Gently approach and admire your catch.

Think about the sheer ingenuity of these simple trap. It's not about overpowering, but about tricking and understanding the habits of nature.

The Great Escape (The Right Way)

Carefully release the snake in a suitable location, far from roads and pets. Somewhere with plenty of cover and food.

Perhaps a neighbor's yard? (Just kidding… mostly!). Be a good neighbor. Find a nice place in your yard.

Consider naming him or her. Then let it go. Then tell all your friends about it!

Important Considerations

Always check local laws regarding trapping and relocation of wildlife. Be sure you're not accidentally catching something you shouldn't be.

Handle garter snakes with care. While they're generally harmless, they might bite if they feel threatened. Wear gloves if you're squeamish. A good "Snake Grabber" is always a good option.

Remember, this is about appreciating these amazing creatures, not harming them. Think of it as a temporary meet-and-greet.

And above all, have fun! Happy trapping!