How To Stop Jamie From Killing Himself Rdr2

Jamie's Got a Problem (and So Do We)

Okay, let's be real. Jamie Gill from Red Dead Redemption 2? He's...going through it. I get it, life in the Wild West wasn't exactly a picnic.

But seriously, how many times have we watched that poor guy try to, well, un-alive himself? It's like a morbid mini-game. So, what's the deal with Jamie and his constant attempts at self-departure?

We need a solution. And preferably one that doesn't involve reloading a save file for the tenth time.

The "Just Shoot Him" Strategy (Unpopular Opinion Alert!)

Okay, hear me out. I know, I know, it sounds harsh. But let's be honest. Sometimes the fastest solution is the, well, *most* decisive.

If you see Jamie teetering on the edge, contemplating a dive into the abyss? Boom. Problem solved. He's no longer a danger to himself. (Or anyone else, really.)

Is it ethical? Debatable. Is it effective? Undeniably. Don't @ me.

Become Jamie's Best Friend (or Worst Enemy)

Maybe violence isn't your thing. Fine. We can try the "therapeutic" route. Find Jamie. Talk to him. Maybe offer him a stick of dynamite as a "gift?" (Just kidding…mostly.)

Seriously, though, engagement is key. Follow him around like a lovesick puppy. Eventually, maybe, he'll stop trying to swan dive into the nearest canyon.

Or, you know, he'll get annoyed and run away. Which, arguably, also solves the problem, right? He's no longer in suicide proximity.

The "Distraction" Maneuver

Another option: massive distraction. Start a bar fight. Rob a stagecoach. Release a bunch of chickens into the saloon.

Anything to divert Jamie's attention from his gloomy thoughts and onto the chaotic situation unfolding around him.

He'll be so busy wondering what the heck is going on that he'll forget all about jumping off a cliff. Win-win (for you, at least).

Embrace the Cycle (And Maybe Start a Betting Pool?)

Look, maybe we're fighting a losing battle. Maybe Jamie's destined to be a perpetually suicidal NPC. In that case, lean into it.

Turn it into a game! Place bets with your friends on how long it will take for Jamie to attempt his next dramatic exit.

Think of it as…performance art. Dark, morbid performance art. But art nonetheless.

The Real (and Slightly Less Humorous) Takeaway

All jokes aside, Jamie Gill's situation is a reminder that even in a fictional world, mental health struggles can be present.

While we can laugh about the absurdity of his repeated attempts, it's important to remember that real people face these challenges every day.

So, maybe after saving (or, you know, *dealing* with) Jamie, take a moment to check in on your own friends and family. You never know who might be struggling.

And if you're struggling? Reach out. There are resources available. You're not alone.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear Jamie calling…from the edge of a very high precipice. Time to load my shotgun. (Just kidding… mostly.)

Unless...?