How To Train Your Dragon 2018 English

So, you wanna train a dragon? Fantastic choice! Forget puppy training; dragons are WAY cooler. We're talking the 2018 English version of How To Train Your Dragon, the ultimate guide (in my humble opinion) to befriending these fire-breathing buddies.

Step 1: Believe in Dragons (Duh!)

First things first: you've gotta believe! If you're rolling your eyes thinking dragons are just fairy tales, your scaly friend will sense that negativity. It's like trying to convince a toddler broccoli tastes like candy – ain't gonna happen.

Instead, watch the movies (again, and again!), read the books (if you can find them), and decorate your room with dragon posters. Immerse yourself!

Step 2: Location, Location, Location! (Dragon Edition)

Okay, so you're hyped and ready? Now you need a dragon! Sadly, they're not sold at your local pet store (yet!). You'll need to find a suitable habitat. Think caves, mountainous regions, maybe even your attic (just kidding… mostly).

I am sure you can try camping and exploring nature!

Step 3: Befriending Your Fire-Breathing Friend

Alright, you've spotted a dragon! Don't just run up and try to hug it. That's a rookie mistake and could end with you being a crispy critter. Instead, approach slowly and show you're not a threat.

Offer it a fish! Dragons LOVE fish! It's like their version of chocolate. Trust me on this one.

Speak softly and use a calm, reassuring voice. Forget yelling commands; think gentle whispers and encouraging words. Toothless, the star of our dragon-training saga, responds to kindness, not shouting. Remember, he is a Night Fury, the most dangerous dragon.

Step 4: The Trust Fall (But With Wings!)

Once the dragon is comfortable, it's time to build trust. Start with small gestures: offering more fish, maybe a gentle head scratch (if it allows it!).

Eventually, you can try riding it! Start slow, and definitely wear a helmet (dragon scales are surprisingly slippery!). Imagine soaring through the sky with your dragon friend! Amazing!

Step 5: Troubleshooting Dragon-Sized Problems

Even the best-trained dragons have their off days. Maybe it's feeling cranky, or maybe it's just burned your toast. It happens!

Figure out what's bothering it. Is it hungry? Lonely? Did you accidentally step on its tail? Once you identify the problem, you can fix it.

Remember to reward good behavior with extra fish! And maybe a belly rub (if the dragon's into that kind of thing).

Step 6: Embrace the Dragon Lifestyle

Training a dragon isn't just about teaching it tricks. It's about embracing a whole new way of life. You'll be spending more time outdoors, developing a deep connection with nature, and probably getting REALLY good at catching fish.

You'll also become the envy of everyone you know. Who wouldn't want a dragon best friend?!

Bonus Tip: Hiccup, the real dragon trainer

If you ever feel discouraged, just remember Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, the (accidental) genius behind dragon training! If that Viking geek can do it, so can you!