I Wrote A Song Using Your Instagram Comments

So, here’s a funny story. I decided to write a song. But not just any song. A song written *entirely* from your Instagram comments.

Yep, you read that right. I scrolled through weeks of posts, hunting for the most intriguing, hilarious, and bizarre things you all had to say.

Think of it like a mad lib, but instead of filling in blanks, I was piecing together tiny snippets of your online lives.

The Great Instagram Comment Harvest

It started innocently enough. I was bored. Looking for a creative spark. Instagram was right there, shimmering with potential lyrical gold.

The first challenge was finding usable phrases. You know, the ones that weren’t just emojis or “OMG!”

Thankfully, you guys are a pretty chatty bunch. There was plenty to work with, from mundane observations to philosophical musings.

Finding the Rhyme (or at Least the Reason)

Then came the puzzle of fitting it all together. Imagine trying to build a house with mismatched Lego bricks.

Some comments were poetic gold, others were… well, let’s just say they needed some creative massaging. “Love your shoes!” next to “Existential dread is my Tuesday mood.” It was a journey.

I ended up rearranging words, adding a little glue here and there (mostly in the form of connecting words), to make something resembling sense.

The Song Takes Shape (Kind Of)

Slowly, a narrative emerged. A weird, quirky narrative pieced together from your fleeting thoughts.

It’s a love song, maybe? Or a commentary on modern life? Honestly, I’m not entirely sure what it is. But it’s definitely *something*.

The chorus, I think, is my favorite. It’s a beautiful blend of “Need coffee,” “Sunset vibes,” and the ever-poignant “Is that a new filter?”

The Big Reveal (and a Little Embarrassment)

Putting music to it was the next hurdle. I’m no Mozart, but I can strum a few chords on my ukulele.

So, armed with my trusty instrument and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor, I started tinkering.

The result? Let’s just say it’s… unique. I may or may not be hiding behind a pillow when I finally share it. But I will share it!

The Moral of the Story (Maybe?)

This whole experiment taught me a few things. Firstly, you guys are hilarious. Seriously, your random thoughts are comedy gold.

Secondly, creativity can come from the most unexpected places. Who knew the comments section of Instagram could be a songwriting muse?

And finally, don’t be afraid to try something weird. Even if it ends up sounding like a ukulele-backed fever dream. It might just surprise you.

So, stay tuned. The “Instagram Comment Song” is coming soon. Prepare yourselves. You might just hear your own words immortalized (or at least awkwardly sung) in a song.

And who knows, maybe this will inspire you to create something equally wacky. Go forth and make art out of the mundane! Especially if that mundane involves your friend's cat and their love of lasagna.