Inspectors Find 110 Violations At China Buffet

Buffet Blues: 110 Reasons To Maybe, Just Maybe, Stay Home?

Okay, let's talk China Buffet. We've all been there, right? Piling plates high with everything from questionable sushi to that oddly compelling mystery meat.

News just dropped: Apparently, inspectors found 110 violations at one such establishment. 110! That’s… a lot.

Is Anyone Really Surprised?

Now, I'm not saying I’m shocked. Am I the only one who secretly expects a certain… “relaxed” approach to hygiene at these places?

I mean, let's be honest. We're talking about mountains of food, steam tables that have seen better days, and a constant flow of hungry (and sometimes messy) patrons.

It’s a breeding ground for, well, let’s just say it's a breeding ground for… *things*.

The Allure of the Endless Shrimp

But here's my unpopular opinion: I'm still probably going back. Judge me all you want.

Think about it. Where else can you get endless crab legs (allegedly) for under $20? Where else can you sample fifteen different sauces in one sitting?

It’s the chaotic, slightly risky adventure that keeps me coming back. Call me crazy.

Violation Vacation? Or Just Another Tuesday?

110 violations. I picture a scene out of a cartoon. Roaches doing the tango, noodles mysteriously glowing under blacklight, a lone, forgotten spring roll from 2018.

Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But still, 110! You’d think they were running a biohazard lab, not a buffet.

Maybe Gordon Ramsay needs to stage an intervention. He could shut the whole place down. That will solve the problem!

My Questionable Buffet Philosophy

Look, I'm not advocating for unsanitary conditions. Of course, I want clean food and a safe dining experience.

But somewhere between the questionable shrimp and the slightly-too-sweet teriyaki chicken, I've developed a certain… resilience.

Maybe it's a "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" kind of thing. Or maybe it's just blissful ignorance.

The Great Buffet Gamble

Every time I walk into a China Buffet, I know I'm taking a gamble. A gamble with my stomach, my immune system, and possibly my sanity.

But that gamble is often worth it. Where else can you get your fill of those fake cheese wontons?

Besides, a little danger spices things up, right?

So, What's the Verdict?

Will the 110 violations deter me? Probably not. Will I maybe load up on the hand sanitizer on the way in?

Definitely. Will I side-eye that suspicious-looking jello? You bet.

But will I ultimately succumb to the siren song of the all-you-can-eat buffet? Almost certainly. It’s in my blood. Blame my ancestors. Blame General Tso.

Maybe instead of closing down, they need a reward for the buffet.