Is Smoking Behind The Supermarket With You Finished

Okay, picture this: you're heading into the supermarket for some milk and maybe a cheeky packet of biscuits (we've all been there!). You round the corner, and BAM! A cloud of smoke assaults your nostrils. Is this a scene from a noir film? Nope, it’s just the usual suspects puffing away behind the bins.

But I’m here to tell you, dear reader, those days are OVER. Finito! Kaput!

The Reign of Outdoor Smoking is Toast

Yes, you heard me right. Forget those awkward sidesteps and involuntary coughs. We're declaring independence from second-hand smoke tyranny! It's time for a smoke-free future, a world where buying groceries doesn't require navigating a nicotine gauntlet.

Imagine a world where you can actually smell the fresh produce aisle instead of lingering cigarette fumes. Pure bliss, am I right?

The Evidence is Stacking Up

Think about it: Have you noticed fewer folks lighting up outside lately? Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I prefer to believe it's a silent revolution. A collective awakening to the joys of fresh air and un-polluted parking lots!

And frankly, haven't we all gotten a bit more health-conscious? We're all about green smoothies, yoga, and avoiding anything that even looks like it might shorten our lives. Even the smokers I know are vaping now!

Remember that time when smoking on airplanes was normal? Now, the idea seems barbaric. This is going to be the same. Future generations will look back on "smoking behind the supermarket" with the same horrified fascination we reserve for black and white photos of doctors promoting cigarettes.

The Tipping Point

We've reached a critical mass, people! The momentum is shifting. The tide is turning. The nicotine-stained corner is becoming a relic of the past.

I'm not saying smokers are evil. Everyone has their vices. But society is changing, and the days of blatant public smoking are numbered, even behind the Piggly Wiggly.

The Signs Are Everywhere (If You Look Hard Enough)

Have you noticed less ashtrays? More “Thank you for not smoking” signs? Maybe not, but I’m telling you, they’re there. In spirit, at least!

And come on, let's be honest, even smokers know it's a bit grim huddling behind a dumpster just to get a nicotine fix. It's hardly the glamorous image Hollywood once sold us.

Embrace the Smoke-Free Future

So, next time you head to the supermarket, take a deep breath. Enjoy the (relative) freshness of the air. Revel in the fact that the days of dodging cigarette butts are slowly but surely fading away.

Let's raise a glass (of organic, sugar-free juice, naturally) to a smoke-free future, where the only thing lurking behind the supermarket is maybe a stray shopping cart and a *slightly* overripe banana.

It's a bold claim, I know. But I'm sticking to it. The smoking behind the supermarket era? Officially finished!

And if you see someone still puffing away? Well, maybe just offer them a stick of gum. You never know, you might just be the one to spark a revolution... a breath-of-fresh-air revolution, that is!