Isyss Single For The Rest Of My Life

Okay, let's be real. I'm Isyss. And I think I'm destined for eternal singledom.

Hear me out! It's not as depressing as it sounds. Maybe. Probably.

Dating apps? Nightmare fuel. So many profile pics with fish.

The Case For Solo Living

Think about it. No one steals your blankets. Total control of the TV remote.

You can eat cereal for dinner. Every. Single. Night. It's pure bliss!

Plus, no in-laws! Can I get an amen?

No More Sharing!

The fridge is all yours. That last slice of pizza? Gone in sixty seconds.

And the bathroom? A sanctuary! No more hair clogging the drain.

"The best relationship you will ever have is with yourself." - Some Wise Person (probably single)

Dating is hard. It's like a part-time job. A really awkward, unpaid job.

All that small talk. What do you even *say* on a first date these days?

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a "passion" for hiking?

My Relationship Status: Me, Myself, and I

I'm not saying I'm *against* relationships. It's just... a lot of work.

Maybe I'm lazy. Maybe I'm commitment-phobic. Maybe I just really like my cereal.

Whatever the reason, flying solo feels pretty good right now. Like a bird.

A bird with a remote control and a fridge full of snacks.

So, what are the perks of single life? Freedom! Unadulterated freedom!

You want to binge-watch that terrible reality show? Go for it! No judgment here.

Want to spend the day in your pajamas? Living your best life. Embrace the comfy!

The Downsides? Eh, Not Many.

Okay, maybe holidays can be a little rough. But that's what friends are for!

And sometimes, you need someone to reach that thing on the top shelf.

But honestly, a step stool and a good friend can solve most problems.

So, is being Isyss single forever so bad? I don't think so!

It's a choice. A lifestyle. A declaration of independence from coupledom.

And maybe, just maybe, someone amazing will come along and change my mind.

But until then? I'm happy. I'm free. And I'm eating cereal for dinner. Again.

So raise your glass (or your cereal spoon) to the single life!

Let's embrace the freedom and the questionable life choices!

Here's to being single and fabulous! Even if it's just in my own head.

Maybe my future is filled with cats. Lots and lots of cats.

I think that sounds purr-fect. And totally single!