I've Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years

Okay, so picture this: You're chilling. Just absolutely vibing. Days are blending together in the best way possible.

I'm talking ultimate relaxation. Maybe you're knitting sweaters for squirrels, or perfecting the art of the afternoon nap.

The Grind Never Stops... Or Does It?

Now, add in a little… exercise? Nothing crazy, mind you. Just a light, leisurely activity to keep the blood flowing.

Think of it like taking the dog for a walk, but instead of a dog, it's... a never-ending supply of jelly-like creatures. Squishy, harmless, and frankly, quite satisfying to dispatch.

Slime Time!

These aren't your villainous, world-domineering slimes. Nope! These guys are more like the dust bunnies of the monster world. They're just... there. And they're surprisingly good for, well, something we'll get to later.

Honestly, the best part is the routine. Wake up, maybe do some yoga, then gently… encourage the slimes to move on to the next plane of existence.

It's meditative, almost. Like weeding a garden, but the weeds are sentient and bouncy.

Unexpected Perks!

You wouldn't think eliminating countless gelatinous blobs would lead to anything particularly exciting, right? Wrong!

Imagine, after centuries of consistent, low-impact… shall we say, removal… you accidentally stumble upon immense power.

Like, "defeating a demon lord with a flick of the wrist" power. I'm not saying it happened to me... but it could happen to anyone diligently dedicating themselves to slime management.

It’s All About the Leveling Up

Think of it like this: every time you, hypothetically, defeat a slime, you gain a tiny bit of experience. Like collecting pennies.

Individually, they're worthless. But after three hundred years? You've got enough pennies to buy, like, a small island. Or a really fancy teacup.

Or enough power to accidentally become the most powerful being in the land. Just saying.

The Accidental Hero

So, here I am. Just trying to live a quiet life, surrounded by friendly faces and the occasional rogue slime. But now, people keep asking me for help.

Apparently, my… unique set of skills is in high demand. Who knew a simple pastime could turn into a heroic calling?

I'm talking about saving villages, mediating disputes between dragons and talking mushrooms, you know, the usual Tuesday stuff. It's all thanks to those little slimes. Bless their jiggly hearts.

A Lesson in Unexpected Rewards

The point is, sometimes the most mundane tasks can lead to the most extraordinary outcomes.

Maybe you're not destined to become a legendary slime-slaying immortal. But you might discover hidden talents, make unexpected friends, or simply find a sense of peace and purpose in the most unlikely of places.

So, the next time you're faced with a seemingly boring task, remember the story of, well, someone who may or may not have spent centuries eliminating slimes. You never know what might happen!