Jack Hartmann Make A Rhyme Make A Move

Okay, let's talk about something... divisive.

We're diving into the world of children's music. Specifically, Jack Hartmann.

And even *more* specifically, "Make A Rhyme, Make A Move."

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

I know, I know. It's practically sacred in the preschool world.

Teachers love it. Kids love it. My sanity...well, it's a different story.

Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the educational value. I really do.

The Catchiness Factor

But the *catchiness*... oh, the catchiness! It's surgically implanted into your brain.

Days later, you're still humming it while grocery shopping.

Your inner monologue becomes a relentless loop of rhyming instructions.

It's like a friendly, yet persistent, earworm infestation.

The Moves (Oh, the Moves!)

And then there are the moves. They're designed to get kids active. Totally get it.

But watching twenty tiny humans try to simultaneously "stomp like a dinosaur" in a confined space? Chaos.

A beautifully choreographed chaos, granted. But still, chaos.

My personal favorite is when they have to touch their nose and then their toes. Guaranteed giggle-fest (and occasional face-plant).

The Rhyme Scheme

Let’s address the rhyme scheme. It’s…simple. Very simple.

Sometimes, so simple it loops back around to being genius.

Other times, you find yourself mentally rewriting the lyrics. "Jump like a frog...over a log! See, much better!"

Am I the only one who does this?

The Real Truth

Look, deep down, I know it's good stuff. Jack Hartmann's intentions are pure.

He's teaching kids about phonics and gross motor skills. He’s basically a superhero of early childhood education.

But is it too much to ask for a slightly less catchy tune? Maybe a little less enthusiastic delivery?

Just a thought.

Perhaps a B-side collection of lullabies featuring obscure vocabulary words? I’d be here for that.

The Verdict

So, where do I stand on "Make A Rhyme, Make A Move?"

It's like that one relative you love but need a break from after five minutes.

Essential for development? Yes. A potential sanity-sapper? Also yes.

But hey, at least the kids are learning. And moving. And occasionally bumping into each other while attempting to "wiggle like a worm."

That’s something, right?

Maybe I need to "chill like a penguin" for a little bit.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a sudden urge to stomp like a dinosaur...

Just kidding. Maybe.