Larry The Cable Guy Christmas Carols Lyrics
Alright, folks, buckle up! We're about to dive headfirst into the hilarious world of Christmas carols... Larry The Cable Guy style. Yep, you heard me right. Forget your Silent Nights and your O Holy Nights for a minute.
I'm talking 'bout a festive makeover, a redneck remix, if you will. Git-r-done, Christmas edition!
The Unofficial Larry The Cable Guy Christmas Carol Songbook
Now, before we get started, lemme clarify. There ain't exactly a published songbook of Larry The Cable Guy Christmas carols. But that don't mean we can't imagine what they'd sound like, right? It's all 'bout gettin' creative and injectin' a healthy dose of down-home humor into these holiday classics.
"Jingle Bells (Git-R-Done Style)"
Picture this: "Dashing through the snow, in a rusty pickup truck, over fields we go, laughin' all the way! Haha!" See? Already better! A little less horses, a little more horsepower.
Instead of "Bells on bobtails ring," we're talkin' "Duct tape holdin' strong." You gotta keep that ol' truck together somehow, right?
And for the chorus? "Jingle bells, jingle bells, git-r-done all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a rusty pickup sleigh!" Now that's a carol I can get behind!
"Silent Night (Except for the Fireworks)"
Okay, maybe "Silent Night" ain't the best fit for Larry The Cable Guy. Silence ain't exactly his forte. But hey, we can make it work!
How 'bout, "Slightly Quieter Night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright... mostly. 'Cept for the fireworks, a-blazin' in the sky, holy infant so tender and mild, sleep in heavenly peace... once the explosions die down."
A little less serene, a little more explosive. But hey, it's Christmas! Gotta celebrate with a bang, right?
"O Holy Night (With Extra BBQ Sauce)"
"O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shinin', it is the night of our dear Savior's birth... and the ribs are lookin' mighty fine!" We're bringin' the holy and the hungry together, folks!
Instead of "Fall on your knees," it's "Gather 'round the grill." 'Cause what's Christmas without a good ol' fashioned barbecue? Preach!
And the best part? "Truly He taught us to love one another, and share the BBQ with our brother!" That's the spirit of Christmas, folks. Sharing and smokin'.
"Deck the Halls (With Camo and Antlers)"
Forget the holly and ivy! We're deckin' those halls with camouflage and antlers! It's a redneck wonderland, y'all!
"Deck the halls with camo and antlers, Fa la la la la, la la la la! 'Tis the season to be huntin', Fa la la la la, la la la la!" It's festive, it's fun, and it's perfectly Larry The Cable Guy.
And instead of "Don we now our gay apparel," we're sportin' our finest flannels. Comfy and Christmasy. What could be better?
The Moral of the Story
Look, the point is, Christmas is about joy, laughter, and spending time with loved ones. And if a little bit of Larry The Cable Guy style humor can make you smile, then git-r-done! It's all about spreading the holiday cheer, no matter how you do it. Just don't forget the BBQ sauce!
So crank up those imaginary Larry The Cable Guy Christmas carols, grab a plate of holiday goodies, and have yourself a merry little redneck Christmas! From my heart to yours, happy holidays, y'all!
