Laszlo What We Do In The Shadows Quotes

Laszlo Cravensworth: A Quote Machine

Let's be honest, one of the best things about What We Do in the Shadows is Laszlo Cravensworth. He's flamboyant, ridiculous, and delivers some of the most quotable lines on the show.

He is more than just a vampire; he is a performer.

"Bat!"

Of course, we have to start with the classic. "Bat!" is Laszlo's go-to transformation call. It's simple, effective (sometimes), and delivered with such dramatic flair.

You can't help but laugh every time he yells it.

It's like he's announcing his presence to the entire neighborhood.

His Relationship with Nadja

Laszlo's marriage to Nadja is unlike anything you've ever seen. They insult each other constantly, but their love is undeniable. They've been together for centuries, after all.

Consider this quote, full of both contempt and love: "Nadja, you are the most beautiful woman in the world... after me, in drag."

That quote pretty much sums up their dynamic.

His Love of Topiary

Who knew a vampire could be so passionate about gardening? Laszlo's topiary creations are... well, they're something. Let's just say they reflect his unique personality.

He even has a topiary version of himself and Nadja.

And, of course, other raunchier designs. “From seed to bush!” is a saying that springs to mind.

On Being a Vampire

Laszlo has some interesting takes on being a creature of the night.

"Being immortal, you have a lot of free time." So true, Laszlo, so true.

His casual approach to eternal life is hilarious.

His Many Identities

Remember Laszlo's human alter ego, Jackie Daytona? Local human bartender, he blends in so well with the small town of Pennsylvania.

This brings to mind the line, "I'm just a regular human bartender with a completely normal bar."

His disguise is only glasses and a toothpick.

His "Scientific" Pursuits

Laszlo's dedication to science, or at least his version of it, is always good for a laugh. His experiments are often misguided, but always entertaining.

It's pure chaos when he is in the lab.

One might not want to be the test subject of his experiment.

Laszlo's Enduring Appeal

Laszlo Cravensworth is more than just a funny character. He's a complex, surprisingly endearing vampire with a heart (or at least, a functioning circulatory system). He may be crude, arrogant, and eccentric, but he's also fiercely loyal, deeply in love with his wife, and genuinely cares about his found family.

That's why his quotes resonate with so many people.

He is so memorable because he is the weird uncle we all love.

So, the next time you need a laugh, just remember Laszlo and his many memorable lines. You won't be disappointed.