Mannequins Are My Best Of Friends Lyrics

Okay, let's be real. You know that song, "Mannequins Are My Best of Friends"? Well, I kinda get it.

I know, I know, it sounds weird. But hear me out! It's not like I'm having tea parties with shop dummies (although, that would be a pretty good story).

Mannequin Musings: An Unlikely Friendship

Think about it. Mannequins are always there. They never judge your outfit choices.

Plus, they're fantastic listeners. Total silence! Who wouldn't want a friend like that?

The Silent Support System

I'm not saying I *actually* prefer mannequins over real people. Just that they have some appealing qualities. Qualities some humans seem to lack these days.

Like, have you ever asked a mannequin if your bum looks big in something? It won't lie to you. Because it can't talk! Problem solved.

Seriously though, they're so dependable. Need someone to hold your jacket while you tie your shoelace? Mannequin's got you.

"Lyrics" to Live By (Sort Of)

So, maybe the "Mannequins Are My Best of Friends" *lyrics* aren't entirely literal for me. But the sentiment? I relate.

It's about appreciating the quiet, the non-judgmental presence, the unwavering support (even if it's just physical support holding up a dress).

And let's face it, sometimes we all just need someone (or something) to be there without adding to the chaos.

The Upsides You Never Considered

Consider the benefits! Mannequins don't eat your snacks. They don't borrow your clothes and "forget" to return them. And they definitely don't spread gossip.

They're also incredibly low-maintenance. A bit of dusting every now and then, and they're good to go.

Try getting that from a human friend. Good luck!

Am I Crazy? Maybe. But Hear Me Out!

Okay, fine. Maybe I'm exaggerating a little. I do have amazing human friends.

But there's a reason that song resonates with me, and perhaps with others too! It's about craving simplicity, acceptance, and unwavering presence.

It's about finding comfort in the unexpected. Even if that comfort comes in the form of a plastic or fiberglass figure wearing a trendy jumpsuit.

A Call for Mannequin Appreciation (Kind Of)

So, the next time you see a mannequin in a shop window, give it a nod. Acknowledge its silent service.

It might just be the best friend you never knew you needed. Or at least, a really good listener.

I wouldn't go as far as saying I'll be adding "Mannequins Are My Best of Friends" to my dating profile bio. But I will admit it's not *entirely* untrue.

And hey, at least they can’t complain about this article!

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear a mannequin calling... just kidding!

But seriously, think about it.