Matilda 2 Revenge Of The Trunchbull Netflix

Okay, hear me out. What if Netflix gave us something amazing? Something... Trunchbullian. I'm talking Matilda 2: Revenge of the Trunchbull.

Don't roll your eyes! I know, I know. We all love the original Matilda. But think of the comedic potential!

Why We NEED More Trunchbull

Miss Agatha Trunchbull wasn't just a villain. She was *the* villain. Imagine her post-Crunchem Hall.

Stripped of power? Probably plotting something diabolical with a hammer. Maybe a new sport involving cabbages?

I bet she has a vendetta against Miss Honey. A very elaborate, chocolate cake related one.

Plot Ideas That Are Absolutely Genius (Probably)

What if Trunchbull opens a "charm school"? A very scary, athletic one. Think Olympic hammer throw, but with children.

She could be trying to win a "Bake Off" competition. Only her ingredient list includes things like gym mats and sweatbands.

Or maybe, just maybe, she gets amnesia. A kinder, gentler Trunchbull baking cookies? (Briefly, before the hammer returns).

And of course, there needs to be a new generation of "Matilda" types. Smart, mischievous kids. Just ripe for Trunchbull terror (and eventual defeat, obviously).

Let's Talk Casting (Important!)

This is crucial. Who could possibly fill Pam Ferris' shoes? No one can truly *replace* her.

But I'm thinking Emma Thompson could nail it. The same ferocious energy from the new Matilda movie.

Or maybe Tilda Swinton? Imagine her icy glare combined with Trunchbull's booming voice. Terrifyingly perfect.

The Unpopular Opinion: Trunchbull Deserves a Redemption Arc (Sort Of)

Here's where things get controversial. I don't want her to be "good." But maybe...slightly less evil?

Perhaps she begrudgingly helps someone. Like rescuing a kitten stuck in a vaulting horse. Purely for practical reasons, of course.

Think about it. A tiny flicker of...something resembling empathy? It would be hilarious!

Netflix, Are You Listening?

Look, I know it sounds crazy. Matilda 2: Revenge of the Trunchbull. It's a risk.

But it's a risk worth taking! We deserve more Trunchbull chaos in our lives. She could make life more interesting with chocolate cake!

Imagine the memes! The quotes! The inevitable Halloween costumes! We'd be set for years.

Besides, who *doesn't* want to see Trunchbull try (and fail) to adapt to the 21st century? Her reaction to social media alone would be gold.

So Netflix, please consider my plea. Give us the Trunchbull sequel we never knew we needed.

Think of the possibilities. Think of the hammer throwing. Think of the

chocolate cake

You won't regret it. Probably.